[Top 650] Yo Daddy Is So! Jokes

by Annie Rosy

Yo Daddy is so dumb he supports TPS
Yo Daddy is so He Still Stuck in O
Yo Daddy is so dumb He failed Pre-K
Yo Daddy is So Nasty hes with kids
Yo Daddy is so iFeel Out the back !
Yo Daddy is so greasy he sweats mayo!
[Top 650] Yo Daddy Is So! Jokes
[Top 650] Yo Daddy Is So! Jokes
Yo Daddy is so ugly he makes hyenas cry
Yo Daddy is so that he still stuck in !
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he married YO Mama!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he wakes up in sections
Yo Daddy is so dumb he tried to drown fish
Yo Daddy is so dumb he ran into a park car!
Yo Daddy is so Ugly He Scared blind People.
Yo Daddy is so ugly he makes dirt look clean
Yo Daddy is so Fat his waist size is equator
Yo Daddy is so Old Jesus signed his yearbook
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he could sell shade.
Yo Daddy is so corny, corn grew on his head!
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he didn’t float in space.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid , he married your momma
Yo Daddy is so curvy, Nicki Minaj is jealous.
Yo Daddy is so greasy Texaco buy oil from him
Yo Daddy is so ugly his pillow cries at night
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he got – choke that H**
Yo Daddy is so Old he has a bleographed bible
Yo Daddy is so ugly that… well… look at you !
Yo Daddy is so ugly he gives freddy nightmares
Yo Daddy is so BLACK HE GOT LOST IN THE DARK !
Yo Daddy is so Fat dora can’t even explore him
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he eats his food stamps.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he failed a survey.
Yo Daddy is so Old Jesus signed his yearbook !
Yo Daddy is so dumb he studied for a drug test!
Yo Daddy is so Old he ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he eats “Wheat Thicks”.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that we’re in him right now!
Yo Daddy is so greasy his freckles slipped off.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that light bends around him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his blood type is Ragu.
Yo Daddy is so he got more rolls then a bakery
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he influences the tides.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he wakes up in sections!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sells shade in the Summer.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he gets group insurance.
Yo Daddy is so UGLY iThouqht he was yo mama !
Yo Daddy is so ugly i thought he was yo mama!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he scares blind people!
Yo Daddy is so Old Jesus signed his yearbook!
Yo Daddy is so dumb he got hit by a parked car !
Yo Daddy is so Old his memory is in black & white
Yo Daddy is so bald, I used his head as a mirror!
Yo Daddy is so Old, when he farted dust came out.
Yo Daddy is so Dumb he got drowned in the bathtub
Yo Daddy is so GREASY HIS FRECKLES SLIPPED OFF !!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he made obama lose hope!
Yo Daddy is so Bald He Looks Like Lady Gaga Body !
Yo Daddy is so ugly hello kitty even says goodbbye
Yo Daddy is so UGLY he got tatted UGLY on his face
Yo Daddy is so greasy he used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo Daddy is so dumb he sOld his car for gas money!
Yo Daddy is so Fat his belly button’s got an echo!
Yo Daddy is so dumb he moved from Tampere to Turku
Yo Daddy is so Fat He craves Mcdonalds Everyday !!
Yo Daddy is so Nasty , He O with Kids O.o DIRTY !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he got hit by a parked car!
Yo Daddy is so FAT he crave Mcdonalds EveryDay! !!!
Yo Daddy is so bald, you can see what’s on his mind
Yo Daddy is so ugly that his pillow cries at night.
Yo Daddy is so white people thought he was a cloud!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he’s got his own area code!
Yo Daddy is so ugly he has nightmares about himself
Yo Daddy is so slow it takes him hrs to watch mins
Yo Daddy is so Poor he dont wear USPA but wears USGA
Yo Daddy is so dirty he has to creep up on bathwater
Yo Daddy is so hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
Yo Daddy is so Old that he ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo Daddy is so dumb he injects coca-cola to get high
Yo Daddy is so smells so that bad he made onion cry!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he wakes up in TWO sections!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that even Dora can’t explore him!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he scares blind people away
Yo Daddy is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he tried to climb mountain dew
Yo Daddy is so Fat he’s on both sides of the family!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he scares even blind people
Yo Daddy is so poor he can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he fell in love and broke it.
Yo Daddy is so bald, I used his head to put on makeup
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he asked what is the number to
Yo Daddy is so Fat he walked into a gap and filled it
Yo Daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he can be in all states at once.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo Daddy is so short he jumped in a puddle and drowned
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Daddy is so poor he had a penny in his life savings
Yo Daddy is so hot, I could grill some chicken on him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his legs are like spoiled milk
Yo Daddy is so Fat he can hear bacon cooking in canada
Yo Daddy is so ugly that his shadow ran away from him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his bellybutton’s got an echo.
Yo Daddy is so Fat people jog around him for excersise
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he sOld his house for rent money
Yo Daddy is so hair is so nappy Moses couldn’t part it
Yo Daddy is so dumb he don’t realize ma Daddy yo Daddy
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he tripped over a cordless phone
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his waist size is the Equator.
Yo Daddy is so weak that ants kick him when he walks by
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he sat on the toilet it sunk in
Yo Daddy is so poor he uses the curtains as blankets !!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that that he cant tie his own shoes.
Yo Daddy is so FAT HE FELL IN LOVE…..AND BROKE IT! Lol!
Yo Daddy is so ugly he gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo Daddy is so hungry, he looked twice at the dog food.
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust
Yo Daddy is so poor he has the ducks throw bread at him
Yo Daddy is so white, they lost him walking in the fog.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has snacks under his jelly rolls.
Yo Daddy is so dumb he bought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo Daddy is so Poor that he got a shot gun for a horn !
Yo Daddy is so poor he drawed a polo man on his shirt !
Yo Daddy is so much like a mounds bar — He gots no nuts
Yo Daddy is so poor, he watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo Daddy is so dumb he thinks Finland is part of Russia
Yo Daddy is so poor and desperate, he married a dumpster
Yo Daddy is so Old he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he farts, dust comes out !!
Yo Daddy is so dumb he thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo Daddy is so hairy that he has afros on his nipples !!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo Daddy is so skinny he turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo Daddy is so POOR he hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has a lifeguard for his cereal bowl
Yo Daddy is so skinny he can hula-hoop through a cheerio!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he’s on both sides of the family!
Yo Daddy is so ugly its illegal for him to trick or treat
Yo Daddy is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid, bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo Daddy is so Old that his memory is in black and white.
Yo Daddy is so bald he took a shower and got brainwashed!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he walks china has an earth quake.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he made Free Willy look like a tic tac.
Yo Daddy is so strong, rocks crumble when he looks at them
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he uses redwoods to pick his teeth
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust!!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he travels he gotta make two trips
Yo Daddy is so ugly when he look in the mirror, it ducked!
Yo Daddy is so dumb he thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
Yo Daddy is so Stupid, he sOld all his cars for gas money.
Yo Daddy is so ugly, he makes kids in wheelchairs run away
Yo Daddy is so skinny he can hoola-hoop through a cheerio!
Yo Daddy is so Old that he drove a chariot to high school.
Yo Daddy is so dumb he sOld your tv to pay the license fee!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I ran around him ONCE and got lost.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he gets a cut he bleeds milkshakes.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he cant reach into his back pocket.
Yo Daddy is so Old he knew burger king when he was a prince
Yo Daddy is so Stupid , he got locked out of a motorcycle.!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that people jog around him for exercise.
Yo Daddy is so Old on his birth certificate it says expired
Yo Daddy is so Old, when I tOld him to act his age, he died
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I ran around him twice and got lost
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he sneezes he sneezes out dust
Yo Daddy is so short, they had to make a new measuring unit
Yo Daddy is so Head So Shiny & Bald iCan Use it As a Mirror
Yo Daddy is so poor he gotta use newspaper as toilet paper!
Yo Daddy is so ugly, he makes kids in wheelchairs run away!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sat on your ipod and made it an ipad.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he tripped over a cordless phone
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he broke his leg gravy spilled out.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he cut his leg and gravy poured out
Yo Daddy is so clumsy he got tangled up in a cordless phone
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he uses two buses for roller-blades.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he sets off car alarms when he runs.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he can walk around the world in steps !!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid, he said he got stabbed in a shootout!
Yo Daddy is so OLD HE KNEW BURGER KING WHEN HE WAS A PRINCE.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has a homeless family living under him
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he has to iron his pants on the driveway
Yo Daddy is so Old, when I tOld him to act his age, he died!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that even his clothes have stretch marks!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he comes at you from all directions.
Yo Daddy is so BREATH STANK SO BAD HIS OWN WHISPER STANK !!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he can’t even jump to a conclusion !
Yo Daddy is so poor he goes to KFC and licks peoples fingers
Yo Daddy is so dumb when he say his a b c’s he sing his ’s
Yo Daddy is so Fat he only know lettets of the alphabet KFC
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to buy three airline tickets.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I ran around him twice and got lost.
Yo Daddy is so nasty, a skunk smelled his butt and pA$$ed out
Yo Daddy is so Fat, NASA has to orbit a satellite around him.
Yo Daddy is so Old that he was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has a homeless family living under him.
Yo Daddy is so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!
Yo Daddy is so Old, I saw him in a picture of The Last Supper
Yo Daddy is so poor he go to KFC to lick other people fingers
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he fell and created the Grand Canyon!
Yo Daddy is so wide that you can do cartwheels off his back !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he walked into the Gap and filled it.
Yo Daddy is so Fat you have to roll over twice to get off him.
Yo Daddy is so Old his birth certificate says expired on it !!
Yo Daddy is so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Daddy is so Old I tOld him to act his own age, and he died.
Yo Daddy is so bald, When I rubbed his head and saw the future
Yo Daddy is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo Daddy is so dumb he thinks there are polar bears in Finland
Yo Daddy is so Old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo Daddy is so dark that he can leave fingerprints on charcoal
Yo Daddy is so like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Yo Daddy is so poor all he has is a coupon for the cent store!
Yo Daddy is so much like cement it takes him days to get hard!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he put the Boogie Man out of business!
Yo Daddy is so ugly he look in the mirror his reflection ducks…
Yo Daddy is so dumb he poked his eyes out to go on a blind date
Yo Daddy is so Fat he walked by the t.v and I missed episodes.
Yo Daddy is so Old that he took his drivers test on a dinosaur…
Yo Daddy is so Stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sat in a chair and his knees was backwards
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that it took him hours to watch Minutes!
Yo Daddy is so Old He Skipped Skool Wit Jesus…. On Da Noah’s Ark
Yo Daddy is so Old that he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro !!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.
Yo Daddy is so dumb he thinks Nokia is a Korean car manufacturer
Yo Daddy is so dumb he got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo Daddy is so bald, that he took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo Daddy is so stank when he walk pA$$ the air freshener it dies
Yo Daddy is so OLd That He Knew burger king when he was a prince
Yo Daddy is so uncool he’s the real reason behind global warming
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when you get on top of him your ears pop.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he brought a cup to the movie “Juice.”
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo Daddy is so Fat, when he sat on wal-mart she lower the prices.
Yo Daddy is so handsome, Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber
Yo Daddy is so Old He Knew Burger King When He Was Just A Prince!
Yo Daddy is so Fat! He eats an meal every hour instead of every !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to iron his pants on the driveway.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid He Got Baby MaMa’s…..And Only Got Baby O_o
Yo Daddy is so Fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around him!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he’d scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Yo Daddy is so poor, he has to use corn stalks instead of a weave
Yo Daddy is so Fat he’s the only one at the beach that gets a tan
Yo Daddy is so dumb when he jump the fence and the gate was open!
Yo Daddy is so poor when I rang his doorbell, HE said ‘Ding-Dong’
Yo Daddy is so poor his family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo Daddy is so THIRSTY HE EVEN TRYNA HOLLA AT THE CATS WALKIN BY !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he jumps up in the air he gets stuck!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he lost a leg by trying to trip a motorcycle
Yo Daddy is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won’t talk to him !!!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he thought the Grand Canyon was swimming pool.
Yo Daddy is so dark he went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he lost a leg trying to trip and motorcycle!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t come back!
Yo Daddy is so poor he can’t even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that Weight Watchers won’t EVEN look at him !!!
Yo Daddy is so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his Mama!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo Daddy is so Old that he planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo Daddy is so that when he sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!
Yo Daddy is so Old that I tOld him to act his own age, and he died.
Yo Daddy is so dumb he hears it’s chilly outside so he gets a bowl.
Yo Daddy is so greedy he’s the reason people are starving in Africa
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he put his eye on pad and called it ipad
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he could scare the flies off a $h!t wagon.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he still dont know who Mindless Behavior is ,
Yo Daddy is so Fat he went to the movies and sat next to everyone.!
Yo Daddy is so ugly he threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t come back!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he tripped on th Ave, he landed on th.
Yo Daddy is so ugly, he threw a boomerang and I wouldn’t cone back.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he stepped in the tub he made a flood nyc !
Yo Daddy is so lazy he has a remote controll for his remote controll
Yo Daddy is so white, people have to wear sunglA$$es to look at him.
Yo Daddy is so UGLY A GOLD FISH CRAKER DIDNT EVEN SMILE BACK AT HIM!
Yo Daddy is so Old, I wouldn’t expect anymore brothers and sisters..
Yo Daddy is so Old when he was IN school…there was No history clA$$!
Yo Daddy is so gangsta, the gang Blood broke up and went into hiding
Yo Daddy is so Fat Alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state”
Yo Daddy is so Fat he war two watches cause he take up two timezones
Yo Daddy is so dumb he thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V !
Yo Daddy is so dumb that when he jumped out of a window he went up !
Yo Daddy is so ugly that his mom had to be drunk to breast feed him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down !!
Yo Daddy is so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he walk it feel like its a earthquake coming
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
Yo Daddy is so tall, the clouds ask him how the weather is up there.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has more CHINS than a Chinese phone book!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he went to the cinema he had two seats and .
Yo Daddy is so ugly he put his face in dough and made monster cookies
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he tried putting his M&Ms in alphabetical order
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Yo Daddy is so ugly he gets arrested for mooning every time he smiles
Yo Daddy is so dirty when he jumps into the pool the water jumps out…
Yo Daddy is so Stupid, I tOld him to take out the trash and he moved!
Yo Daddy is so poor, he has to wear his McDonald’s uniform to church.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
Yo Daddy is so dumb during a emergency he dialed on the microwave!!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he doesn’t have a tailor, he has a contractor.
Yo Daddy is so Fat his bellybutton get home O minutes before he does !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has more chins then a hong kong phone book!
Yo Daddy is so dumb he tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he walked past The TV I missed three episodes!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo Daddy is so black when he went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo Daddy is so Old that he sat behind george washington in first grade
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he got locked in Sleepy’s and slept on the floor
Yo Daddy is so Fat & dumb He thought Weight Watchers was spyin on him!
Yo Daddy is so black, pimples need a flashlight to find their way out!
Yo Daddy is so teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when he smiles!
Yo Daddy is so Old , when he went to school there was no history clA$$.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo
Yo Daddy is so filthy he needs to wipe his feet before he goes outside.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he takes a shower, his feet don’t get wet.
Yo Daddy is so Old that the candles cost more than the BIRTHDAY CAKE !!
Yo Daddy is so head so big he had to get baptized in the Pacific Ocean.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he tried putting his m&m’s in alphabetical order.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Daddy is so Fat, when he farted, Obama blamed him for global warming
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he gets extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo Daddy is so dumb that he brought pounds of cheese to chuckee cheese
Yo Daddy is so dumb he tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Yo Daddy is so ugly he looked at a lil girl and got arrested for murder
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he steps on a scale it says to be continued!!!!
Yo Daddy is so spicy, I could sprinkle him on some steak and eat him up.
Yo Daddy is so gasy, they thought someone was setting off nuclear bombs.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid! He returned a new scarf because it was too tight.
Yo Daddy is so ugly, when he looked out the window the cops arrested him
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that if he was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo Daddy is so Fat the tattoo artist couldn’t het his skin to hOld still
Yo Daddy is so Fat he stepped in the tub made all of the water come out!
Yo Daddy is so tall he tripped over a rock and hit his head on the moon.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo Daddy is so Old, he has to stick his di## in the freezer to get hard!
Yo Daddy is so poor he went to Mc. Donald and put a milkshake on layway.
Yo Daddy is so ugly, He looked out the window and the cops arrested him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that whenever he goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get him out!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he stepped on his scale it said call !!! too Fat!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put lipstick on his forehead to make up his mind
Yo Daddy is so poor, he went to McDonald’s and put a Mcflurry on layaway!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he stepped on the scale it said “to be continued”
Yo Daddy is so poor he went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he can swallow two grown mens in his belly button
Yo Daddy is so dumb he ran into the fire instead of running from the fire
Yo Daddy is so ugly the gOld fish crackers didn’t even smile back at him.
Yo Daddy is so weak he put a battery up his butt and said i GOT THE POWER
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he goes to a buffet, he gets the group rate.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that everytime he walks in high heels, he strikes oil!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when he watched Star Wars Yoda’s lightsaver died
Yo Daddy is so ugly he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for his liposuction!
Yo Daddy is so poor that he got about a million coupons and they expired!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he went to the post office and ask for food stamps !
Yo Daddy is so small, someone thought he was a jelly bean so they ate him.
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he was young RAINBOWS were black and white !!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he thought the credit crunch was a new chocolate bar
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American !
Yo Daddy is so ugly that it looks like he’s been bobbing for french fries.
Yo Daddy is so Old that he knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo Daddy is so ugly, when he was born the delivery room had tinted windows!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he climbed the ugly ladder and didn’t miss a step.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!
Yo Daddy is so dumb he climbed a transparent glA$$ see what Was behind it!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has been declared a natural habitat for condors.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that the only letters in the alphabet he knows is K.F.C !
Yo Daddy is so Fat he don’t even need a airbag when he get in a car accident
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he got locked in a convertible and he couldn’t get out
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “taxi!”
Yo Daddy is so Old that he walked into an antique store and they kept him !!
Yo Daddy is so Old that his birth certificate is written in Roman numerals….
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he doesn’t eat with a fork, he eats with a forklift.
Yo Daddy is so Fat and , that he uses nmap to scan his Fat A$$ for bedsores.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his bellybutton gets home minutes before he does !!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he talks to himself, it’s a long distance call.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
Yo Daddy is so UGLY when he look at his reflectino his reflection ran away !
Yo Daddy is so ugly Bob the Builder looked at his and said “I CAN’T FIX THAT
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he bungee jumps, he brings down the bridge too.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he was talking in the mail trying to send a voicemail!
Yo Daddy is so house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
YoDaddy is so Fat when he turns around, people give him a welcome back party!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put paper on the television and called it paper view
Yo Daddy is so Fat he poured a cup of water in the bathtub and it overflowed!
Yo Daddy is so ordinary that you know iPhone is mainstream when he bought it.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming
Yo Daddy is so poor that he have to use a school chair for seats in his car !
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he lay on the beach and people start yelling FREE WILLY!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has a major weight problem !! …he can’t wait…to eat !!!
Yo Daddy is so teeth are so yellow, he has to brush them with a butter knife.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he wears a yellow rain coat all u hear is TAXI !
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he looked in the mirror and said someone’s in the house
Yo Daddy is so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t even come back.
Yo Daddy is so smelly, he took a two year shower and still smells like drama.
Yo Daddy is so ugly when he walk past the zoo they scream animal on the loose.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thought lil wayne was a person with a lil wing !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone.
Yo Daddy is so dumb when I rung the doorbell he went to go check the microwave
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to pull down his pants to get into his pockets.
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he looks like he’s been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo Daddy is so that that only bed say A B C D E F G GET YOU FACE A** OFF ME !
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming.
Yo Daddy is so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that his senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!
Yo Daddy is so Old that when he was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick !
Yo Daddy is so slow, when he raced a turtle, it looked like it was going mph.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has to get out of the car just to change radio stations.
Yo Daddy is ugly they shot a film called “Gorrilas in the Mist” in his shower.
Yo Daddy is so cheap! For your birthday he got you something from YOUR closet!
Yo Daddy is so poor he waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo Daddy is so dirt he got roaches riding around his private part on dirt bikes
Yo Daddy is so nasty, I talked to him over the computer and he gave me a virus.
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!
Yo Daddy is so short, he had to stand on a box to kiss yo Mama at their wedding
Yo Daddy is so Stupid, he thinks the Salvation Army has tanks and machine guns.
Yo Daddy is so poor only time he smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted…
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he goes to the movie theatre he sits next to everybody!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that they push his face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo Daddy is so ghetto he went to the dollar store to buy your moms wedding ring
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he puts lipstick on him head just to make-up her mind
Yo Daddy is so Old, so Old, so Old that when he met the Dead Sea was still sick.
Yo Daddy is so black that when he goes outside all the streetlights shine on him
Yo Daddy is so dumb, when I rung the doorbell he went to go check the microwave!
Yo Daddy is so lazy, he thinks a two-family income is where YO MAMA has two jobs
Yo Daddy is so Stupid! He got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that the last time the landlord saw him, he doubled the rent.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that the National Weather Service names each one of his farts.
Yo Daddy is so Fat I took a picture of him last Christmas and its still printing!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he jumped off the pier at Long Beach Japan had a tsunami.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that they use the elastic in his underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he hauls A$$, he has to make two trips !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo Daddy is so FAT that yo momma have to search for his DI## when she want some !
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I took a picture of him last year and its still printing!
Yo Daddy is so big that when he sneezed, everyone fell off the face of the earth.
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he’s never seen himself ’cause the mirrors keep breaking.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he has to buy plane tickets just so he can fit the seats!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he goes to an amuSêmênt park, people try to ride HIM!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when he was born, the doctor slapped him AND his parents!
Yo Daddy is so POOR I went through his front door and tripped over the back fence.
Yo Daddy is so black when he went to black friday he thought every thing was free.
Yo Daddy is so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and where it begins.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he went swimming in the pool people thought he was a whale
Yo Daddy is so ugly he went inside a haunted house and came out with a application
Yo Daddy is so skinny you make him reach behind furniture instead of the children!
Yo Daddy is so ugly he looked at his self in the mirror and his reflection ducked…
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he plays hopscotch, he goes “New York, L.A., Chicago…”
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put two quarters in his ear and said he listening to cent
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he sits around the house, he SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!
Yo Daddy is so ashy with his skin that a firefighter ran over to ask if he is okay.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he turns around people throw him a welcome back party.
Yo Daddy is so When He Fell I Didn’t Wanna Laugh…..But The Ground Was Cracking Up!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when life guards saw him on the beach they called Save the Whale
Yo Daddy is so Old that he called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo Daddy is so black when he went to black friday and he thought everything was free
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he steppep out the plane the whole earth had an . earthquake
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sat on the corner and the police came by & said “break it up!”
Yo Daddy is so short he needs a million of him just to reach the pedal while biking!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when bob the builder looked at him he said i cant fix that!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he can look up a camel’s butt and scare the hump off of it.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo Daddy is so ugly that it looks like someone did the stanky leg dance on his face.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he got locked in a Furniture store and slept on the floor.
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when he went to a beautician it took hours… to get a quote!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid, when he heard he was going to have a baby, he started pushing!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he triped over walmart stumbled over k mart but yet fell on target
Yo Daddy is so Stupid! He tried to use a breast pump to get breast milk for the baby!
Yo Daddy is so bald, when he puts on a turtle neck he looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he went swimming in Africa a female hippo wanted to marry him
Yo Daddy is so cheap and ghetto he brought a knife from his kitchen to a gun fight!!!
Yo Daddy is so Old that he knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block…
Yo Daddy is so ugly when he joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals
Yo Daddy is so Fat, people started to use him to travel from other countries overseas.
Yo Daddy is so dumb, in a lottery roll over week he spends the whole week rolling over
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade …. wearing ropes.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid He Took a Pad & Drew an Eye on it & Said HEYV I GOT THE NEW IPAD
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he was born on Independence Day and can’t remember his birthday.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he got trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out!
Yo Daddy is so ugly when he was born his mom asked if she could have a pet rock instead
Yo Daddy is so STUPID I tOld him drinks were on the house…so he went and got a ladder..
Yo Daddy is so Stupid when he went to Walgreen’s he said “hey, these walls isn’t green…
Yo Daddy is so Fat his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I took a picture of him last Christmas and it’s still printing!
Yo Daddy is so ugly people cross the street to avoid him but he’s so Fat he’s there too
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he got hit by a bus, he said, “Who threw that rock at me?”
Yo Daddy is so greasy he got a job at the cinema – buttering popcorn with his leg hair…
Yo Daddy is so was such an ugly baby that his parents had to feed him with a slingshot.
Yo Daddy is so ugly, he couldn’t get laid in a monkey wh0®e house with a bag of bannanas
Yo Daddy is so ugly he went into a haunted house and came bacc out wit a job application
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he went on a light diet… As soon as it’s light he starts eating.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out george washingtons nose
Yo Daddy is so FAT his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he wants to shake someones hand, he has to give directions!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo Daddy is so black, when the police shot at him the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo Daddy is so Fat they had to use all four sides of the milk carton when he went missing
Yo Daddy is so ugly every time he goes out the cops pick him up and return him to the zoo
Yo Daddy is so Fat, they used him as an inflatable jump house for kids’ birthday parties.
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when he was born he was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo Daddy is so ugly that they didn’t give him a costume when he auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo Daddy is so little, when you went to a restaurant he was asked if he wanted a kids menu
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put a quarter in the parking meter and said wheres my gumball!!!!
Yo Daddy is so ugly when I took Him to the zoo they said, “Thanks for bringing’ him back!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he fell over he rocked himself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that the only pictures you have of him were taken by satellite cameras.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he fell on the ground and rocked hisself to sleep trying to get back up
Yo Daddy is so nasty that I when I talked to him on the phone, he gave me an ear infection
Yo Daddy is so full, he puked to the point where people thougt Mt St Helens erupted again.
Yo Daddy is so dirty every time he farts the meteorogical office issues a hurricane warning
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when he walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled”Taxi!!!!!”
Yo Daddy is so nasty that I when I talked to him on the phone, he gave me an ear infection.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he got his shoes shined, he had to take the guy’s word for it.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he sat own the bed the bed said abcd get your Fat behind off of me.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he sat in a tree house because he wanted to be a branch manager.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here – he put Saggitarius
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he goes to a restaurant, he looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when he looks in the mirror it says “viewer discretion is advised.”
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he walked outside in a yellow rain coat and people started yelling taxi!
Yo Daddy is so Fat! He got layers of muffin tops! I would know!, lost hand in there one day!
Yo Daddy is so dumb he thinks ‘Jesus and the twelve disciples’ is a Spanish gospel rock band
Yo Daddy is so Fat that the highway patrol made him wear a sign saying “Caution! Wide Turn”.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he stuck two bateries up his butt and said energize, Actually do work!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the baSêmênt window.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the his good side!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when Mindless Behavior went missing, they were found in his Fat rolls
Yo Daddy is so dirty that he was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he thought twitter was only for people who Tweet Tweet -Bird vocie
Yo Daddy is so Fat everybody just wishes he would just walk his Fat a** into on going traffic
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when he joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo Daddy is so ugly that I took him to a haunted house and he came out with a job application.
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.
Yo Daddy is so hairy, he was caught in a net in the woods because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo Daddy is so Daddy’s di*k so small every time yo Mama looks at it, she says, “Damn why me!?”
Yo Daddy is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around his neck so the dog will play with him!
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he wore orange and Charlie Brown started yelling, “It’s the great pumpkin!”
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he has years of bad luck just trying to look at himself in the mirror.
Yo Daddy is so black! People freak out when the lights go off because he’s no where to be found!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid! He tried to kill a fish by drowning it! Yeah! tell me how that works out!
Yo Daddy is so Fat every time he jumps or even takes a step its like a earthquake just happened!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that people hang his picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen.
Yo Daddy is so Fat, when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he was playing hide and go seek with his daughter he had no place to hide
Yo Daddy is so ugly, the doctors are coming up to HIM asking if they can give him plastic surgery
Yo Daddy is so Stupid, he looked in the mirror and screamed because he thought there was a robber
Yo Daddy is so ugly, that’s not a receding hair line, that’s his hair running away from his face!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid…He Looked. In The Mirror And Yelled “What The Heck You Doin In My House?!?”
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he wears a “Malcolm X” T-shirt, helicopters try to land on his back!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when he goes to the therapist, she makes him lie on the couch face down.
Yo Daddy is so poor when I went ti rob his house I went in the front door and tripped out the back
Yo Daddy is so ugly that he didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, he got hit by the whole damn tree.
Yo Daddy is so Fat he got stuck in the fire escape during a fire and everyone left inside got fried
Yo Daddy is so ugly that his birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid! He got fired from the M&M factory because he kept throwing away all the W’s!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid! He tip toed past the medicine cabinet so he wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills!
Yo Daddy is so ugly when your mom kicked him out of the house the police arrested him for littering.
Yo Daddy is so small -when stepping from carpet edge onto flooring he needs a parachute for landing.
Yo Daddy is so short that if he did a backflip off the side of the side walk he could commit suicide
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when he moved into the projects, all his neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for minutes because it said “concentrate.”
Yo Daddy is so Fat the lifeguard at the pool screamed “TSUNAMI!” when he saw him walk up to the water
Yo Daddy is so POOR I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out he popped saying – “Who knocked???”
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”
Yo Daddy is so ugly, when he came from out the wound his mama looked at him and said “put him back in”
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that when your mom said it was chilly outside, he ran out the door with a spoon.
Yo Daddy is so Old I found a fossil of his hair when I went to the death valley in search of dinosours
Yo Daddy is so black and ugly when he bend down to reach for a quarter he looked like a retarded Ape!!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that when he walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo Daddy is so POOR instead of drawing a horse he drew a goat on is “polo” shirt this dude wears uspa !
Yo Daddy is so small in the downstairs area, if his wife was an ant, she still couldn’t play with that.
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he walks in front of the T.V and yo mama misses of her favorite hour episodes
Yo Daddy is so good smelling, the police suspected him of being the one that robbed Bath And Body Works.
Yo Daddy is so poor that when I aks him what for dinner, he take off his shoelaces and says – Spaghetti!
Yo Daddy is so hairy, Princeton from Mindless Behavior asked if he could cut off some hair for a new wig
Yo Daddy is so ugly That your Mother takes him to work each day so she doesn’t have to kiss him goodbye…
Yo Daddy is so Fat, when he went on a field trip, they had to have an extra fund raiser just to feed him.
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he had to take orders outside of McDonald’s because he didn’t fit inside the building.
Yo Daddy is so poor when I visited his trailer, c0©kroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo Daddy is so Fat everytime he drink a milkshake he sing ” My milkshake bring all the girls to the yard “!
Yo Daddy is so ugly that your mama takes her to work with her so that she doesn’t have to kiss him goodbye.
Yo Daddy is so ghetto, he uses a fork to eat cereal to save the milk and then drains/filter it to use again!
Yo Daddy is so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and he was looking for the any key BUTTON !!
Yo Daddy is so DUMB when your mom suggested doggy style he went out the back and started to lick his balls !!
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has to shrink/step a mile back just so he will fit in the room for his profile picture!
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he is fed thru a tube cuz when he lifts his arm to get the chicken, he gets out of breathe
Yo Daddy is so Stupid, when someone said superbowl, he ran outside with a spoon and said, “Where’s the chili?”
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that when the computer said “Press any key to continue”, he couldn’t find the ‘Any’ key.
Yo Daddy is so CHEAP! Dang it better to count how many of his DVD’s arent bootleg! o wait there all bootleg!!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he sees a chubby white kid wearing white clothes and yells, “come here little marshmallow!”
Yo Daddy is so poor ii went over to dinner & saw beans on the table ii took one & yo Daddy said dont be greedy
Yo Daddy is so Fat his chunky fingers cant press one button/key on his remote, phone, or computer keyboard, etc!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he goes into the movie theater he has to put up the arm rest up and fill out five seats.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that he spent twenty minutes lookin’ at an orange juice box because it said “concentrate”.
Yo Daddy is so poor when I saw him kickin a can down the road I asked him what he was doing….’Moving’ he replied.
Yo Daddy is so Fat, when he went to go see a movie, he had to buy different tickets so he had enough room to sit.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid! He changed the baby’s diaper once a month, because the label said ‘good for up to pounds.’
Yo Daddy is so deaf that he heard Justin Bieber singing and asked why a chipmunk keeps talking about love and girls
Yo Daddy is so Fat that if he doesn’t get his chicken, he’ll throw a tantraum before you can say Mindless Behavior.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid someone tOld him it was chilly outside he went inside got a bowl and said where they chilly at
Yo Daddy is so dandruff full on the head that people say he should see a doctor about the snow falling from his head
Yo Daddy is so POOR I visited his house, tore down the cob webs and he screamed – “Who’s tearing down the drapes!!!!”
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he put a dollar in the toilet i asked him “what are you doing” he said “paying the water bills”
Yo Daddy is so Fat that we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay for him because we dressed him up as a Toyota.
Yo Daddy is so poor i walked inside his room and picked up a popsickle from the floor and he said leave the AC alone.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid! He got excited when he finished a jigsaw puzzle after only months because the box said – years!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that you have to grease the door frame and hOld a twinkie on the other side just to get him through!
Yo Daddy is so Fat that seismographs start shaking when he gets off the couch, and people start screaming “EARTHQUAKE!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat that when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display his picture !!!!!!!
Yo Daddy is so poor he was kicking a can down the street and a police officer said hey what are you doing and he said moving
Yo Daddy is so Fat that he was cut from the cast of E.T. because he caused an eclipse when he rode the bike across the moon.
Yo Daddy is so Old and Fat that when people saw his wrinkles and Fat they thought he was an elephant standing on its back legs!
Yo Daddy is so poor I saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box, I asked him “What are you doing?” He said moving
Yo Daddy is so ugly that just after he was born, his mother said “What a treasure!” and his Father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo Daddy is so Stupid that his girl asked “tell me something about me baby” and he replied you kiss better then all your friends
Yo Daddy is so Stupid I tOld him if he guess how many dollars bills are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.
Yo Daddy is so poor that one day i seen him walking down the street with a can and i said what are you doing and he said moving.
Yo Daddy is so nasty, he has a sign around hia neck that says Warning! May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts.
Yo Daddy is so Fat, when he jumped in the ocean the whales started singing ” WE ARE FAMILY” But you just got more Fatter them me -_-
Yo Daddy is so poor, when I saw him rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked him what he was doing, he said “Remodeling.”
Yo Daddy is so poor when he asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and he groule – “Don’t use the good china”
Yo Daddy is so ghetto he takes soft taco crust puts some tomato sauce, cheese, toppings, bakes it and call it his special mini pizza!
Yo Daddy is so poor i lit a match in his house and the roaches said clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we”ve got heat!!!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when the flight attendant comes around she offers him triple the food! So that means bags of pretzels and cokes!
Yo Daddy is so ghetto, he goes to McDonald’s with my bro Jaquae and pulls out a bunch of coupons that are on the back of the receipts!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid! When The doctor recommended he bathe with Dove. Yo Daddy went out got a Dove and started bathing with a bird!!!
Yo Daddy is so poor I saw Him with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, “Did you lose a shoe.” And He said, “Nope I just found one.”!
Yo Daddy is so poor when I saw him wobbling down the street with shoe, I hollered – “Lost a shoe?”, and he said – “Nope…just found one…”
Yo Daddy is so Fat he has to get of the biggest clothes size cut them down the middle and have to sew them together to get a bigger size!
Yo Daddy is so Fat, he has to take orders outside of McDonald’s because every time he turned around, his rolls knocked down a whole shelf.
Yo Daddy is so poor that even though all he dropped was a penny he walked a mile back to go pick it up! Like dude! It’s not a 100 dollar bill!
Yo Daddy is so Fat when he goes to kfc and orders they say that will be $ will that be all yet he says no he has’t ordered for anybody else yet!
Yo Daddy is so Stupid he made u stop listening to MB cuz he thought u were listening to a suicidal song, when u were really listening to future.
Yo Daddy is so Stupid, when he was watching the X games he said, “That’s not fair. What about all the other letters? Don’t they get their own game?”
Yo Daddy is so poor, I lit a match in his house and the roaches started singing “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord ’cause we got heat!
Yo Daddy is so poor and ghetto that he leaves the tags on his suit to use for the night and then return it tomorrow sayin something like “O! It didnt fit!”
Yo Daddy is so Fat he went to court and the judge said, “Order in the court” and he said, “Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact the whole
Yo Daddy is so poor, that when I needed a penny at the cash register, I asked him for one, and he said, “You know how hard I worked to find that? You can’t have my life savings!”
Yo Daddy is so nasty! He dont brush his teeth! People gotta be saying ” Woo be gone your breathe is too strong! WAIT come back! you need a tic tac! No not one you need a whole ton!”
Yo Daddy is so ugly when he was speeding in the left lane the police tOld him to pull over. The police said , “You have a broken tail light” And he said “I know, Every time i look at it , it falls off”
Yo Daddy is so dumA$$ if you give for him a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach for him to fish, he can always eat. If you give for him a fire, he’s warm for a day. If you light for him on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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