[Top 50] Pick Up Lines To Seduce Any Whovian

by Annie Rosy

GERONIHO!!!!

IN-CEM-IN-ATE!

Hello sweetie!

Hello, Sweetie!

You’re Oodiful.

You’re so Oodiful.

You’re Dalektable.

[Top 50] Pick Up Lines To Seduce Any Whovian

PROCREATE! PROCREATE!

You give me Torchwood.

I hear you’re Allon-easy.

I think you’re fantastic!

I’d wait centuries for you.

You’ve stolen both my hearts.

Let me shout at your jammy dodger.

My planet exploded. Wanna repopulate?

Can I stick my fish fingers in your custard?

Girl, your butt is cute like an Adipose baby.

If I were a Cyberman, I’d give you an upgrade.

I’d like the be the one to open your Pandorica.

I would burn up a sun just to say hello to you.

If I were The Doctor, would you be my companion?

I’d like to take you out for texting and scones.

I won’t blink cause baby you’re a weeping angel.

If I were the Doctor, would you be my companion?

Even a Cyberman couldn’t delete you from my heart.

Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.

Wanna come back to my place? You can play Doctor Donna.

Did I mention it also travels in time? [points at peπ!s]

You know what they say about Time Lords with long scarves…

They call my peπ!s The TARDIS. It’s bigger when it’s inside.

Are you a Weeping Angel? Cause I can’t take my eyes off you.

Wanna come back to my place for a great wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey?

Come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey.

Are you a Dalek? Cause you’ve been rolling through my mind all night.

If you and I were together, there would be no Silence in the library.

Fezzes are red, the TARDIS is blue, bowties are cool, and so are you.

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[Quietly dramatic inhaled breath] I’m sorry, I think BOTH of my hearts just skipped a beat.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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