I got weed.
Wanna hit this bowl ?
Hey ya wanna get high?
Pick up? Hit me up. 420!
Meet you at four-twenty.
You have me at cannabis.
I have a huge kush on you
Hey baby! You’re smoking!
Wanna get weird after this?
I want to T-H-See you naked
I’m a certified drug dealer.
Want to get cough-ee with me?
I can be your buzz amplifier.
Wanna help me smoke this joint?
Need some lube for your cotton-mouth?
You are so adorable when you geek out.
You know what is better than best? Me.
Hey! Let’s make like a blunt and roll.
I will let u hit this if I can tap that
I’ve got an 18-inch piece. Want to see?
Baby you are sweeter than the brownies.
Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?
Let’s celebrate /20 like it is new years.
Are you a chonger? You took my breath away.
My love 420 will not be the same without you.
My love for you burns stronger than a frizzle.
So you’re gonna have to blow me for those buds…
I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.
How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?
Do you smoke pot? Because weed look good together.
I’m feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
I don’t even need a lighter… you are already on fire!
Excuse me ma’am are you a joint? Because you’re smoking!
(Just stare for 20 seconds) Wait, what’s your name again?
Is that a bond in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Are you a drug? Because I mar!ju@n@ take you home tonight.
Weed is four words I will never forget, other than your name.
What kind of grinder are you using? Because you are extra fine!
Hey girl would you ever consider a way – You, me, and Mary Jane?
Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
I wish you were a joint, I’d roll you over & lick you up and down!
I’ve got boarding pA$$es, lets catch a flight and see where we land.
I saw from across the room and thought… I bet she needs a taco, too.
As a part of balanced breakfast on /20, don’t forgot to eat your weedies!
(Wait until it’s totally silent) Man, this song just makes me want to move.
Hey baby, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Would you like to join us?
If you are looking for da $h!t, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated.
Are you a 420 guy? Wanna come pick me up so we smoke and celebrate the day together?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let’s smoke this baby.
Is your father a thief? Oh, because I was wondering who stole my sense of LINEAR TIME.
Isn’t it crazy how everything is happening all the time RIGHT NOW? Wait… Hey, I’m Scott.
I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.
Why don’t me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie?
I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?!
It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?
Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?
I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty.