[Top 300] Weather Weatherman Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Nice mammatus.

Plow here often?

Can I TK your WXP?

Nice pair of 88D’s.

Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

Can I lift your index?

[Top 300] Weather Weatherman Pick Up Lines

Hey, you’re so sticky!

What’s your “do” point?

How’s your warm sector?

I’ve got mad Skillings.

I LOVE corn on the cob.

[Top 300] Weather Weatherman Pick Up Lines 2

You advect my moisture.

Are you a weeping angel?

Do I make you saturated?

Your surfboard is so big!

Can I see your tan lines?

Can I advect your vortex?

My! Your tornado is long.

Can I hiber-mate with you.

Winter is coming, so am I.

Can I make your jet stream?

I have an overshooting top.

Hey girl, wanna hiber-mate?

I love doing the back float.

I’d like to punch your core.

Wanna sling my psychrometer?

Feel the rush of my monsoon!

Wanna see my weather weenie?

Let me An@!yze your contours.

Want to see my lightning rod?

My! Your parcels are buoyant.

Is it pronounced tong or thong?

Break out the AWIPS and chains.

I’d like to hibermate with you.

Is that an inflatable mattress?

So, how many inches will I get?

You can stand under my umbrella.

I’m picking you up on my S#xRAD.

You make my heart slip ‘n slide.

Do you want to see my snowballs?

Can I calibrate your instrument?

Can I see your weather balloons?

Do you want to suction my vortex?

You’re so hot the sun is jealous.

Is that snorkel bigger than most?

You’re as hot as a desert summer.

Take it easy on me — I’m a virga.

I’m issuing a severe lovin’ watch!

[Top 300] Weather Weatherman Pick Up Lines 3

I’d like to WeatherTap your b00ty.

I’ve got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

I’ve become frostsmitten with you.

And who wears turtlenecks anymore?

Do you want to absorb my emittance.

The snow is blowing. How about you?

Wanna touch the storm in my pocket?

I’d like to get on your waterspout.

You are so hot. The sun is jealous.

I bet I can increase your dew point!

So you’re the new day camp director?

You’re the cause of my perturbation.

Is your tornado big enough to chase?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Do you want to make out in the rain?

I’m like Jim Cantore, but with hair.

This greenhouse is so hot and sultry.

Have you ever had multiple vorticies?

How far back does your beach chair go?

Skittles the way to taste the rainbow.

That wasn’t my hand..it was my El Nino.

Tonights forecast: 100% chance of love.

I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.

What’s today’s high? 69 ALL NIGHT LONG!

I’m looking to get bobsleigh’d tonight.

Would you like to blow my weather vane?

Hey ladies, I go down every night. (Sun)

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.

Do you want to collect my precipitation?

I have a double wide hammock in my yard.

She acts like summer and walks like rain.

I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.

I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

I’d like to dive into that body… of water.

Let’s get you out of those bloody clothes.

I barely noticed you in the winter months.

I will make you wet, one way or the other.

What is this, a casting call for Baywatch?

I don’t need to cool off, I love the heat.

These fingerless gloves aren’t just for me.

My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.

Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?

Baby, you’re so hot I only need four layers.

I prefer the European version of sunbathing.

Can I share my music festival tent with you?

We don’t need to frack to make the bed rock.

Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?

I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?

I’ve got a few ideas for that surfboard leash.

The only thing hotter than today is your body.

You look so hot that I could cook rice on you.

Oh, your lips are sunburned, let me help them.

Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.

I wish I’d brought my towel, can I share yours?

You give me a high pressure system…in my pants.

I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

Have you ever experienced a mA$$ive storm surge?

I love winter, because it’s an excuse to cuddle.

There’s a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.

That’s a crazy burn line. How far up does it go?

Want to compare tan lines, or just show me yours?

Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.

Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot.

One look at you and my barometric pressure rises.

Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.

End your snow day the right way and give me a BJ.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

This snowfall makes me want to see your snowballs.

I’m sensing your weekend forecast is mostly h0rn¥!

Where are are you going? I wanted to eggnsnog you!

Is it just me, or are summer rainstorms super hot?

Leave with me and I’ll close your school tomorrow!

Is your name Summer? Cause you are as hot as hell.

Hey baby, the sun isn’t the only thing that rises.

We should go back to my house and make some lunch.

We should go climb this tree and make a cute fort.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.

You make me so hot I want to dive into this cooler.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

You had me at “Hel—lllp! A shark ate my surfboard!”

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.

I will kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

Do I have a fever? Because you are giving me chills.

I’d bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.

You know what I always say: Make love, not Nerf war.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but it’s freezing in Phoenix.

I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now.

My umbrella will keep you dry but I’ll keep you wet.

Do I have pneumonia? Because you’re giving me chills.

Is your name winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Put on some SPF 30+, so I can get to irradiating you.

This puddle isn’t the only thing that’s wet right now.

I wasn’t joking, I think an icicle fell in your pants.

Ignore the ray bans, there is nothing shade-y about me.

Is your middle name turbine? Cuz you’ve got me spinning

If your hands are cold, it’s warm under my thigh vents.

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

You’ve heard of high pressure..how about thigh pressure?

Just say yes and I’ll make sure you never get cold feet.

Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!

What do you and weather have in common? You’re both hot.

I’ll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.

Don’t worry baby, we’ve got world clA$$ spill protection.

My love for you will last forever… green. Like the trees.

What’s a nice girl like you doing on a sandbar like this?

If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!

Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.

I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.

ClA$$ might be canceled, but that A$$ of yours don’t quit.

Today’s forecast: Mostly h0rn¥ and a chance of baby makin’

I’m only here on holiday, let’s take full advantage of it.

Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.

What do you say we make a Just Transition back to my place?

What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those S#x…ens?

Trust me, hang with me and I’ll name a hurricane after you.

This current is so strong, who knows where it will take us.

Are you sitting on a candle? Because your b00ty is on fire.

I didn’t know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.

I hope there’s a fireman around, because you’re smoking hot.

I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap your legs around me instead.

I’ve been watching you kayak, and I’m totally in oar of you.

Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.

Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?

There’s just something about getting sand in awkward places.

If you want to taste the rainbow, let’s go back to my place.

You just caused a heat wave, because that’s how hot you are.

Are you pA$$ed out on the sidewalk or are you my snow angel?

There a cold front coming…but I’m gonna keep your front warm.

10 bucks if you can find which part of my body is the warmest.

I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?

Let’s add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that’s just my peπ!s.

Want to drive to the ocean and watch the phosphorescent waves?

I wish I could see what was happening behind those sunglA$$es.

It may be a stationary front now, but I’ll make it move later.

What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both.

Have you been hitting the gym? Because this air is conditioned.

Well, it looks like I’m going to have to jacket off this winter.

I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you.

Is that an icicle in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that sunblock on your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?

Tonight’s forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face.

Is that sunscreen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

(Sung) Do you like drinking Pina Coladas in the dunes of the Cape?

You and this weather have one thing in common. You’re both frigid.

You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.

You brought so much good food, I wonder what we can do with it all…

The Arizona desert’s full of cacti, but I’ve got the biggest prick.

I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

(To a lifeguard): You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!

There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.

Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.

How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.

Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it.

Also, I was so frostsmitten that my hand had to be amputated. Thanks.

I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguarding experience?

Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I’m a meteorologist. I’m experienced in everything from the ground up.

I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.

You can call me rain, because I’m going to be getting you wet tonight.

The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater?

Oh you do the doggie paddle, what else do you like to do that dogs do?

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

It’s a hot hump day today in Arizona. But don’t worry, it’s a dry hump.

Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to S#xy.

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly h0rn¥ with a chance of doing “it”.

What’s a nice guy like you doing in a Burlington Coat Factory like this?

How about I serve you some cold brew coffee tomorrow morning at my place?

I’m wearing a lot of layers, want to watch me undress for twelve minutes?

You look very fair, ambitious and binding tonight. We should make a deal.

If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skeeting all over you.

Can you help me with my organic sunscreen, it’s a little hard to smear in.

Let’s go shed a couple parts per million and get back to our natural state.

You have great arm muscles, I bet you’re good at making your own ice cream.

Don’t say you’ve got a girlfriend, cuz that would be an inconvenient truth.

Do you love hot summer knights? Because I’m killer at Dungeons and Dragons.

If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.

Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your “head” any time you want.

Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you’re good at blowing.

Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.

If you were a year you’d be the last one, cause you’re the hottest on record

You know that 6 inches of rain we got this morning…guess how I measured it?!

ls there a rainbow today’? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my peπ!s would stand for you.

I love all the rides at the county fair but I love eating corn dogs the most.

Girl, when you don’t text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

Are you related to the sun?…Because running into you just brightened up my day!

You know that during a tornado warning that the safest place to be is in my bed.

Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.

I’m going to go ahead and call you “winter” ’cause pretty soon you’ll be coming.

After the hurricane they expect serious looting, but you already stole my heart.

Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations.

You’re just like a snowflake: Beautiful, unique, and with one touch you’ll be wet.

I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roomate can borrow them when we’re having S#x later.

What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you’re both getting 8 inches.

How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? And by bobsled, I mean bed.

Are you a meteorologist? I bet you got experience in everything from the ground up.

I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.

Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?

I can’t jerk off because my roommate’s clA$$es were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.

I feel like I’m in Scandinavia, because when I’m with you it’s like the sun never sets.

Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow—I promise I’m not a flake-y person.

Want a relationship full of free, prior & informed consent? We’re a match made in heaven

The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.

When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?

Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can’t swim very well.

If you think that’s impressive, you should see how many inches I just acC^mulated in my pants.

I took the liberty of defrosting your windshield while you getting ready for work this morning.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can’t guarantee things won’t still get wet.

What do you say? – You, me, a pair of hand cuffs, and the corporate headquarters of your choice.

Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.

I should call you carbon, ’cause you’re causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.

Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you til the sun comes up.

Baby, the connection I’m feeling is stronger than the link between climate change and extreme weather

No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.

Want to know the difference between me and my Storm? It only takes two minutes to get me up and running

I know I’m not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?

I hope you are the rain and I’m the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.

Seriously, it’s weird that you haven’t taken the icicle out of your pants yet. It’s starting to melt… aren’t you cold?

Baby, make sure you’ve got enough sandbags, because the storm isn’t the only one that’s going to be flooding your baSêmênt.

The next time someone tells you to put on a life preserver, remember: I’m a registered beach patroller, and I’m one size fits all.

I’m going to put my car keys inside my shoe on the beach, where no one would ever think to find them, and let you drive me crazy, girrrl.

Are you a meteorologist? because i need something to talk about to keep myself distracted from your body, but all i can think of is weather.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or just a stream of sweat pouring down the inside of your thighs and round the backs of your knees thanks to 90% relative humidity?

I know you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, but how long do I have to wait after feasting on your contemporary good looks before I can ask you out?

Were you born at an amuSêmênt park?Because after being with you I feel dizzy, then sick, then excited, then hungry for funnel cake, then I want to do it all over again.

If you were a DEER, I’d never try to REIN you in. Because I respect you as an individual person with your own hopes and dreams. Do you want to go discuss our independent plans for the future? Maybe read some Margaret Atwood? I value your opinion.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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