[Top 150] Scuba Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Nice bobbers! Fishing

I like hookers. Fishing

Nice tanks Scuba Diving

I’m narked. Scuba Diving

I’ve got a 9′ rod. Fishing

Let me see your fly box. Fishing

Can i fish in your pond? Fishing

I really like your suit. General

I’m a single diver. Scuba Diving

Can I see your tan lines? General

Your surfboard is so big! Surfing

You really flipturn me on. Swimming

Nice beach balls, can I play? Beach

Permission to board? Boating/Sailing

I perform best when I’m wet. General

I never have a false start. Swimming

Can I go down with you? Scuba Diving

Nice life preservers. Boating/Sailing

Excuse me, can you hold my rod? Fishing

Can i put my tackle in your box? Fishing

You’re so hot, the sun is jealous. Beach

You make my heart slip ‘n slide. General

I can’t stop sinking a boat you. S#xanic

Do you prefer stiff or limp rods? Fishing

Hey ladies, which way to the beach? Beach

I barely noticed you in the winter months.

Voulez-vous plongez avec moi? Scuba Diving

Girl, you give me the butterflies. Swimming

I bet I could breath in them waders. Fishing

Cave divers like tight wet holes Scuba Diving

Can I take your photo angelfish? Scuba Diving

We could make BEAUTIFUL fish together Fishing

Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot! Beach

I must be lost… because I see paradise. Beach

I could put some motion in your ocean. General

If I follow you, will you keep me? Scuba Diving

We should go practice never letting go. S#xanic

I barely noticed you in the winter months. Beach

You wanna come back, and see my minnows? Fishing

You know I’m da man you been wading for. Fishing

How long do you usually go down for? Scuba Diving

Is your name summer? Because you are hot! General

I love the way the ocean pounds the surf. Surfing

Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick. Swimming

Hey girl, lane lines can’t keep us apart. Swimming

You can shiver my timbers anytime. Boating/Sailing

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? General

Wanna come back to my place and scrub algae? Fishing

Are you swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.

Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day? Swimming

I can’t swim! Can I hold on to your floaties? General

You rock my boat like captain crunch. Boating/Sailing

I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. Beach

That wetsuit would look great on my floor! Scuba Diving

You’d make for some real smooth sailing Boating/Sailing

Blow bubbles if you want to sleep with me. Scuba Diving

I wish I’d brought my towel, can I share yours? General

I hear your body is made up of 75% water, am I thirsty!

You know, I have the longest rod on this river. Fishing

If you were a fly baby you’d be ‘irresistible’. Fishing

I’m about to dive into the sea…that pu-sea Scuba Diving

Hey baby, the sun isn’t the only thing that rises. Beach

You’ve got the fanciest fantail I’ve ebber seen. General

Your eyes are the same colour as my wetsuit. Scuba Diving

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? General

I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! Beach

You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.

Hey girl, I’d swim up to 800 meters for your love. Swimming

Don’t save me just yet. Let me go down a few times. General

If love were a drop of water, I’d be in the Atlantic Ocean.

Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink. Beach

HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.

Are you swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea. Fishing

That’s a nice wetsuit. Can I talk you out of it? Scuba Diving

Do you believe in penetration on the first dive? Scuba Diving

Rebreather divers go down deeper and stay longer Scuba Diving

Could you hold my eel? He is a slippery little Fu©ker. Fishing

Hey baby, wanna go for a ride on my big dinghy Boating/Sailing

Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up! Beach

Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me. General

If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage. Boating/Sailing

You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink. Beach

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I’m lost at sea.

Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady. Fishing

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away. General

Hey girl, I’d swim across the ocean just to see you smile. Swimming

You should go in the water, cuz you’re so hot you’re on fire! Beach

Was your dad Neptune? ‘Cause I think you are a mermaid. Scuba Diving

Can you call a lifeguard? Because I’m drowning in your eyes… General

Is this catch and release, cause I DON’T want to let you go. Fishing

I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your b00ty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! General

Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie! Boating/Sailing

I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank Fishing

I normally fish for trout but I’ll make and exception for you. Fishing

I always knew the best catch of my life would be on this river… Fishing

That wetsuit would look great on the floor next to my bed. Scuba Diving

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? General

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I’m lost at sea. Beach

Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock. Boating/Sailing

Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? ‘Cause you took my breath away. Swimming

Can you believe they still kill dolphins in some countries? Scuba Diving

I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience? Beach

Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always ‘drag free’. Fishing

So you’re mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?

They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming. Swimming

You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt. Fishing

My pull buoy’s not the only thing that goes between these thighs. Fishing

Are you the splash-and-dash because you’ve got my heart beating. Swimming

Fishing with you in September is best because you can’t ‘run-off’. Fishing

Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? Scuba Diving

Near, far, wherever you are – as long as it’s in the same zip code. S#xanic

You would have survived the S#xanic sinking, you’re my better half. S#xanic

How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better. General

I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes. Beach

If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps’ phone number. Swimming

I hear scuba diving does a body good. Wow, you must dive A LOT! Scuba Diving

I don’t know if you’ve ever been fishing but I think we should hookup Fishing

Do you believe that size doesn’t matter only the expansion rate? Scuba Diving

The way your mask leaves those lines on your face is soooo S#xy! Scuba Diving

I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.

I’m tired of one-dive stands — I’m looking for some meaningful buddy breathing.

Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you’re making my face all red. General

So you’re mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then? General

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again? Boating/Sailing

I got the boat. You got the harbor. What say we tie up for the night? Scuba Diving

You’re like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day. General

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry … could you spit in my mask for me?

Ay girl, I’d like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea. Boating/Sailing

Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that’s just mysterious underwater coral bleaching.

Let’s commemorate the sinking of the S#xanic and drown our sorrows together. S#xanic

Here’s a fun game, you be the S#xanic and I’ll be the iceberg hitting on you. S#xanic

I’ve never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight. Swimming

I was holding my dive computer when I realized I’d rather be holding you. Scuba Diving

Do you have swimmers as good as China? We’ll have to do something about that… Swimming

Of course it’s for science! We’re all gonna be living down here one day!! Scuba Diving

Are you a rescue diver? Please rescue me by coming back to my place later. Scuba Diving

Boy: Have u ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up! Fishing

Damn you’re like an award winning bA$$. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you. Fishing

Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Scuba Diving

You look like a cool glA$$ of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Do you have a map to this dive site? ‘Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes. Scuba Diving

I know they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you’re my nemo. Scuba Diving

I know you’re out of my league, but I show you below decks if you show me steerage. S#xanic

Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from. Beach

I’m tired of one-dive stands — I’m looking for some meaningful buddy breathing. Scuba Diving

(As she is leaving her fishing hole) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me! Fishing

Baby, you’ve bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I’ll be your captain. Boating/Sailing

I’m either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly. Scuba Diving

Will you go diving with me in the morning, should I phone you or just nudge you? Scuba Diving

Are you a surfboard?, cause you look like you need a waxing before I can take a ride. Surfing

I feel like I’m in Scandinavia, because when I’m with you its’s like the sun never sets. Beach

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your wetsuit. Scuba Diving

People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I’d say I’m a pretty good swimmer too. Swimming

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry … could you spit in my mask for me? Scuba Diving

I’ll treat you like the Heart of the Ocean, except the part where it is tossed overboard. S#xanic

Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that’s just mysterious underwater coral bleaching. Scuba Diving

Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the water Water Polo

Would you like to sip on a margarita laying on a boat watching a sunset on a calm night? Boating/Sailing

Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks! Swimming

You see my friend over there trying to fly fish? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute. Fishing

And you’re here in my heart. And my heart will go on and on. Seriously, until you go out with me I’ll keep singing S#xanic

You shouldn’t care that I’m broke. Didn’t you see S#xanic, the poor people had way more fun, up until they all drowned. S#xanic

I know you said you didn’t want to go out, but you know what, they said the S#xanic was unsinkable. I’ll pick you up at 8. S#xanic

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Boating/Sailing

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Wanna get a drink later with their money?

I’m Ryan Lochte. She tells you you’re not. I’m Nathan Adrian. Again she calls your bluff. Keep going until you find a swimmer that she’ll believe. Swimming

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Wanna get a drink later with their money? Boating/Sailing

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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