Must be taken orally.
Pharmacists Rx rated.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
How about Pen G and Plan B?
I’m a certified drug dealer.
Reasons to date a pharmacist:
I have all sorts of protection
You will want no subsS#xution.
Pharmacists are patient lovers.
Take twice-daily or as desired.
Apply me to your sensitive area.
Pharmacists do it without breaks.
Pharmacists accept third parties.
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
I want to take you over the counter.
Put your white coat on, you’ve pulled…
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
Would you prefer something to suck on?
I got your suppository right here, baby.
Baby, I will Medicare for you all night.
I’m your Plan A… we’ll worry Plan B later.
Pharmacists have a long duration of action.
Pharmacists can do more than lick and stick.
Pharmacists have a quick reconsS#xution time.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Pharmacists find new routes of administration.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
So you’re gonna have to blow me for those pills…
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I’m feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Baby, there ain’t no placebo for what I can give you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my haert’s burning for you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
You must be a ClA$$ III, because you got my heart racing.
Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.
Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval
Are you an Advil. Cause I’d like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Is that a Zpak in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hey baby, you are like Mannitol always pleasant taste and cool.
Girl you must be norepinephrine, because you make my heart race!
No that’s not an epi-pen in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.
Babe, is ur middle name Desyrel? because you gave me a priapism.
Is your name flecainide? Because u just made my heart skip a beat.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Is that a Zoladex in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.
You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I don’t always get C2 prescriptions, but when I do, I get ten at a time.
Baby I’m like Efavirenz. Go out with me and let me take your nightmares away.
You look familiar. Did we have clA$$ together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.
Hey, I’m like acetaminophen I’ll make sure all your pains go away when we’re together.
I must have a low creatinine clearance, because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
Girl you’re so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.
I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.
Hey girl, I heard you are the pharmacist. Here is my new methadone prescription. See you everyday for the rest of our lives.