Yo mamma so fat even Kirby can’t eat her.
Yo mama so ugly, Xbox Kinect rejected her.
Yo mama so fat She is a map on Call of Duty!
Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit
Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama so ugly she’s the reason why Sonic runs fast!
Yo mama so old and mean, she is the original Angry Bird.
Yo mama so fat, SHE is a board on the Mario Party Games!
Yo mama so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.
Yo mama is so stupid that she died in a flight simulator.
Yo mama so fat she broke the 64 block limit on Minecraft.
Yo mamas so ugly she’s the reason Eyeless Jack is eyeless.
Yo mama so dumb she wouldn’t buy a gameboy because she was a girl
Yo mama so fat that she counts as a 5 kill streak on Call Of Duty.
Yo mama so fat when she plays Mortal Kombat, Sub Zero cant freeze her.
Yo mama so fat they found carmen san diego in between one of her chins
Yo momma so ugly, the ender dragon took one look at her and dropped dead.
Yo momma is so stupid, she won’t play Candy Crush cause she has diabetes.
Yo mama so stupid she took the computer to the doctor because it had a virus
Yo mama’s so stupid I said something about Pikachu and she said “Bless You!”
Yo mama so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says “Stay over there”
Yo mamas so fat if you slice her in fruit ninja, you automatically win the game!
Yo mama so ugly, when she played Minecraft all the enderman teleported away to another server.
Yo mama so ugly the animatronic animals from Five Nights at Freddy’s ran away the moment they saw her.
Yo mama so fat the developers of Forza Motorsport 5 for Xbox One used her as a playable track in the game.
Yo momma is so fat when she played Five Nights at Freddy’s, Freddy found her and couldn’t fit her in a costume.