[Top 100] Ukrainian Pick Up Lines To get a Girl over Text!

by Annie Rosy

Pokazhi pizdu detka.

davey-tye pa-tant-su-yem (lets dance)

khaS#x-ye vih-pit samnoy (Would you like a drink)

Nice to see American Dipolmacy is still alive and kicking

Your website has jokes like that… i must go and look (chuckle)

There is something wrong with my eyes – I can’t take them off you.

What is your name? I want to see what it sounds like with my last name.

[Top 100] Ukrainian Pick Up Lines To get a Girl over Text!

You know Vladimir Putin? Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

You’re so hot, you make Anna Kournikova look like the guy on the oatmeal box.

Let me offer you a hand and a heart. I am a surgeon, so I have plenty of those.

American girls are brought up on Bud Light..Russians on Stoli Blue…no contest!!

I think about you two times a day – when my eyes are closed and when they are open.

You are so beautiful that I forgot the pickup line I was going to use to approach you.

You know Sarah Palin is watching you from her house? So tonight, you better sleep at my house.

If you think that I want to ask your name, you are mistaken. I also want to invite you for a date.

Haroshenikie nozhki, a kagda ani atkryvayootsya? (That’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?)

So you’re from the largest country in the world? Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

Have you ever been in Paris?.. How about Hawaii?.. Well, I am going there in about 10 years. Would you like me to take you?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

[Top 100] Ukrainian Pick Up Lines To get a Girl over Text!

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