I am transformed.
Need an oil change?
You’re my bumblebee.
Will you be my fembot?
You turned my engine on.
Lemme show you my megatron.
Looks like you needs a tune up.
Primus must be missing an angel.
You do knows are adult toys too.
You mean more then meets the eye.
Also.. something something Autobots
I do not think that will get me laid
Ill rotate more than just you tires baby.
If you were a robot, you’d be Optimus fine
If you’re good I’ll let you hold my Matrix.
Offer to transform and roll out to poundtown
Did you exhaust? ‘Cause you just blew me away.
Wanna see why they Really call me Doubleheader?
Hey baby, you’re looking bumble-beautiful today.
Hey baby, wanna transform & roll out to my place?
I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?
You must be an autobot. Cause that pu$$y is prime!
If I were optimus I would let you ride me all day.
And if you weren’t a bot, I’d love to make you mine.
When I was eight I had your picture on my underwear.
Want to go back to my place and transform my Erector?
Is that your crankshaft? Or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your light cannon or are you just happy to see me?
How would you like to donate your body to me…for science?
My GPS must be on the fritz, because I’m lost in your optics!
You know what they say about bots with good shock absorbers…
If life is a highway, I want to drive with you all night long.
Hi, they call me rumble. Do you want to activate my piledriver?
I was wondering if I could ride you home. Give you a ride home.
Do I look like a Quintesson? Because you’re making my head spin!
You don’t need car keys to start my ignition… only your touch.
You must be an Insecticon, ’cause you are definately a Bombshell.
You must be a Decepticon. Cause I’d like to do bad things with you.
You must be the leader of the autobots because that pu$$y is PRIME.
You must be Elita One, because when I’m with you, time stands still!
You know I’m premium octane and not regular unleaded like the rest…
There must be something wrong with my optics, I can’t take them off you.
If you were a, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
tell her your D!¢K is like a, it gets big in seconds and is hard all day
Did you clean your armour with Windex? I can practically see myself in you!
You’re going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.
Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?
Girl, if you were a , you must be a bot or hot, and his name would be Optimus Fine.
Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much…
My name is Michael Bay. Wanna be in the news movie? You gotta do something for me first…
Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give ’em a little squeeze?
One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.
Is my navigation system is on the fritz again because I was on my way over there, but I’m here beside you.