GET IN THE VAN!
Got two nipples for a dime?
My couch pulls out, but I don’t
I wanna eat your $h!t on bread!
I’d suck a fart out of your A$$.
Come on, Im a friend of your dad.
Call the cops…See Who Comes first.
[Top 100] Stalker Pick Up Lines To Know Who is Following You
Can I read your t-shirt in braille.
Hi, (look her up and down) you’ll do
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
I wanna eat the flavors off your tampon
I eat pu$$y, how do you like me so far?
You have the cutest smile when you sleep
“There’s a tornado, come in my baSêmênt”
I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I dont want to come between you… or do I
“I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U…”
If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?
Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
I just want to be friends….with your insides
I’d like to name a multiple 0rg@sm after you.
“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
Are you a corn field, because I’m stalking you.
Hickory D!¢Kery Dock, It’s time to suck my c0©k
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
You’re so good lookin’ I’d drink your bath water.
I killed your crush so we can be together forever
I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If I touch you do you promise not to call the cops?
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Just say yes now and I won’t have to spike your drink.
If I could be anything, I’d love to be your bathwater.
If your feeling down, remember, I’ll feel you back up
You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
I only thought about you once today–I just never stopped.
hey lets go have S#x with monkeys and rape their corpses.
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
“I’m working on a P0®n site. Wanna be in the first video?”
Do you like rainbows, cus you can taste my rainbow any time.
(look at a girl’s crotch then her eyes) “You gonna eat that?”
You look to clA$$y for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
I’m throwing a house party….and the only person invited is you
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!
Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
(Smell a girl) “I smell that you are in season… want to breed?”
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Did you swallow a light bulb or something because you are shiny!
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I’ve got a knife and a peπ!s and one of them is going inside you.
If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
the last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my baSêmênt
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Guy walks up and checks your tag- “just what I thought…made in heaven.”
I’m a necrophiliac, so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
OOOOOh baby u must have wished upon a star cause today is your lucky day!
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.
Hey can i have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone out of you.
Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You’re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I like my coffee like I like my women…sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
I got u something special baby, it’s the condom I used when I lost my virginity
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
Hey baby I wish you were the yellow pages , cuz i’d let my fingers spread you open
I’m kind of new to this environment… can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there’s going to be an explosion in your @nu$
What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glA$$ to kiss the D!¢K that Fu©ked you last.
Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it’s time to see if I’m right.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Want to have S#x? (person seys\’no\’) *You look disappointed* oh….ok. *look up and say excitedly*…RAPE IT IS!
It’s hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my boner
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.
(Walk by a girl, stop and go back to her)”What kind of perfume are u wearing?” (she will say a perfume)”thats lovely, thats what a woman SHOULD smell like”
Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pA$$ you, a monster grows inside me called “B!t¢h get in my car” i just hope it doesn’t escape and make me call after it.
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