Hey girl, you look so good, I’d marry your brother just to get in your family.
How could something so smooth be called sharp.
Girl, I got to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of ‘Good God’ wrapped up in some ‘Have Mercy,’ with a side of ‘unghm!’
I’m trying to find me some honey’s so I can get myself a Lil’ sticky…YA KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING!?
Baby you all that in a bag of chips.
You know what they say behind every successful man there’s a woman, but if you wanted to switch positions, i am with that too.
I wasn’t talking to him, baby, I was stealing his wallet!
I think I’ve seen your picture somewhere before… oh yeah that’s right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAM!
TO THE HONEYS: Don’t let no abrasive Negroes bother you.
How about some fries!
If I told you-you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Somebody call the cops, cause it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Oh and G.G.W.B. means Good God, What a Booty!
Plus, I don’t have any early clA$$es so we can sleep in.
Yo baby baby how bout some fries to go with that shake.
Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of Y’all!
I can be sucking on some Honey’s neck-bone right now, you know!
Excuse me, I seem to have lost all the feeling in my lips.
Hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it no more.
Girl you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of Y’all.
I’m hoping you like it dark, hot, sweet and with a spoon in it.
Ladies Ladies it’s your lucky day anyone who sits in these chairs gets served on the house.
I always read Victoria’s Secret catalog, because everything is half off if you know what I mean.
Baby, I’m saying: Bing bang bluesy, you and me in the Jacuzzi!
My motto is: Keep your hands on they thighs!
Don’t worry baby your secrets safe with me.
Girl, if God made anything prettier than you I hope He kept it for himself.
My dating advice: Never bring a sandwich to a buffet.
Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me; so, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
Baby whatever it is that you serving you better give me a double.
Eeny meeny, miny, moe…now some of yall’s clothes GOTS to go!
I might consider letting you be with me.
I gave up my two best friends for a convertible. Oh well, the wind in my face dried my tears!
Girl, you must be tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!
I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’, you know what I’m sayin?