Are you from Tennessee because you’re the only 10 ic
So cheesy, and me with no pizza
I was gonna ask you the same thing!
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
All those curves and me with no brakes
You make my software turn to hardware!
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Feel my shirt That’s boyfriend material
Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!
I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
Sorry, no map So why don’t you just get lost?
No, I’m Finnish Finnish with this conversation!
You look like you already are, and you just did
Are you a magician? Because abraca-dayum, girl!
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes
You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend
It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams?
I just Googled “S#xy” and a picture of you came up
Go ahead I need to practice hitting a moving target
Why don’t we get drunk and make some bad decisions?
And it would look fabulous jammed into your windpipe
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
Actually, it’s you Because you just crashed and burned
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation
I don’t But I know karate and I could rip your lungs out
If you were a McDonald’s burger, you’d be the McGorgeous
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re Mmm Mmm good!
Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
No, they hurt from dodging corny lines like that all night
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Are you from Istanbul? Because you sound like a real turkey
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
I’d suck a fart out of your A$$ and hold it like a bong hit.
You’ll get the same result if you search for “not interested”
Are those space pants? Because your A$$ is out of this world!
There’s something wrong with my eyes I can’t take them off you
No, they’re prison pants And it’s time for me to make my escape
There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I’ll nail you!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
That he be charming and handsome I guess not all wishes come true
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
That’s a cute dress It would look even better on my bedroom floor
I’m thinking it was history Which is what you should be right now
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Did you notice that I’m like a best seller? Currently unavailable
No, but you must be a jury notice, because I’m trying to avoid you
Didn’t we take a clA$$ together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry
Did your father have S#x with a carrot? Cause you’ve got nice eyes.
And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now
I feel like a library card, since I’ve been totally checking you out!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Thanks, Ronald, but I’ve already talked to enough clowns tonight TC mark
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
I’m having a problem with mine, too I can’t see you getting anywhere with me
If I said I wanted to check out your A$$, would you turn around and walk away?
You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Your nickname must be Dirt Devil, because tonight you’ll be alone with the power of an upright in the palm of your hand