[Top 20] Techno Nerd Yo Mama Jokes
by Maria Line
Yo mama’s so ugly, Xbox Kinect rejected her.
Yo mama’s so SI#tty, she’s trending on Tinder.
Yo mama’s so ugly, Tom unfriended her on MySpace.
Yo mama’s so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live
Yo mama’s so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
Yo mama’s so fat she needs a GPS to find her belly button
Yo mama’s so stupid, not even Google could translate her.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thinks menopause is a button on a VCR
Yo mama’s so fat that her only friend on Facebook is McDonald’s.
Yo mama’s so dumb she got a papercut reading an ebook on her kindle.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she sat on my 3DS, she turned it into a 2DS.
Yo mama’s so fat, that she gets free WiFi because she’s already world wide
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t afford to pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama’s so fat when she took a selfie it took 9 hours to post on Instagram.
Yo mama’s so stupid she took the computer to the doctor because it had a virus
Yo mama’s so ugly an Uber driver would rather get 1-star review than pick her up.
Yo mama’s so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo mama’s so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she played Minecraft all the enderman teleported away to another server.
Yo mama so fat and dumb that she deleted the cookies on her computer because she wanted to lose weight.
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