[Top 50] Teaching Pick Up Lines To Impress your Teacher!

by Annie Rosy

Carry your bookbag?

Take a lap (Gym Teacher)

Nice tackle. (Gym Teacher)

Let’s do committee sometime!

Care to evaluate each other?

I’m ADD….want to help me relax?

Care to take a spin in my Pinto?

[Top 50] Teaching Pick Up Lines To Impress your Teacher!

drop and give me 69 (Gym Teacher)

Wanna climb my rope? (Gym Teacher)

That’s not rope burn (Gym Teacher)

I am gonna do anything to get an A.

Gosh… I thought you were a student!

Bet I can pick you up. (Gym Teacher)

Ever hear of dodgeball? (Gym Teacher)

How about a little HANDS ON, sweetie?

You have the cutest little chalkchuck!

Who wants to play dodgeball (Gym Teacher)

NOBODY diagrams a sentence like you, baby!

I can help you feel the burn (Gym Teacher)

We’re going to find out if 35 goes into 16.

Hey wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.

Shall we go to the mixed showers? (Gym Teacher)

Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

Meet me in the shed to grab the balls. (Gym Teacher)

I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.

How about I drop and give you 5 and a half? (Gym Teacher)

Hey girl! Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glA$$.

I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.

Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons. (Gym Teacher)

SubsS#xute teacher: “does your normal teacher let you do that?”

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

If you were my homework I’d slam you down on my desk and do you!

Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher)

Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

Think you’re out of breath and sweaty now? You will be soon. (Gym Teacher)

Hey girl! I know mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

Baby your like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

Hey girl, you have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.

I do an early practice at 5am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast..

Hey girl! You really rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.

Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, i’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

Is there a science clA$$room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?

Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

Hey, meet me round the back for a home run. And this time, I won’t get caught out. (Gym Teacher)

Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet. (Gym Teacher)

There’s more than one thing resembling a horse in here. One’s a piece of gym apparatus and one’s in my pants. (Gym Teacher)

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

Hey girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole clA$$ and group activities, higher order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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