Yo mama so tall she had to buy a car with a sun roof
Yo mama’s so tall she can see her house from anywhere.
Yo mama so tall her front door’s the size of a castle’s.
Yo mama’s so tall she uses two 100-foot ladders as crutches.
Yo mama so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama so tall she makes Shaquille O’Neal look like Gary Coleman.
yo mama so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama so tall she can sit on the London bridge and soak her feet!
Yo mama so tall she was arrested for blocking the orbit of the moon.
yo mama so tall, she makes Shaquille O’Neal look like Gary Coleman.
Yo momma so tall she did a cartwheel and put lines through da clouds.
Yo mama so tall when she tripped over 4th Avenue, she landed on 12th!
Yo mamma so tall she tripped on a rock in Minnesota and fell in Florida
Yo mama so tall when I tell her to bend over she’s still taller than me.
Yo mama so tall when she plays basketball she drops the ball in the hoop.
Yo mama’s so tall that she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama’s so tall that she tripped in Michigan and bumped her head in Florida.
Yo mama is so tall that she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama is so tall that if she did a back-flip she’d kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama is so tall that she tripped in Michigan and bumped her head in Florida.
Yo mama so tall when she stood near the giraffe she was asked would you marry me?
Yo mama so tall when she goes to the bathroom it takes a week for it to hit the ground!
Yo mama so tall when she plays basketball, she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.
Yo mama so tall she has to take out the driver’s seat of her car and sit in the back to operate the vehicle.
yo mama so tall, she has to take out the driver’s seat of her car and sit in the back to operate the vehicle.
yo mama so tall, she can see her house from anywhere. yo mama so tall, she uses two 100-foot ladders as crutches.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.