[Top 100] Super Heroes VS Super Villain Pick Up Lines!

by Annie Rosy

Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction.~ Magneto

You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots.~ Bullseye

Want to see what I can do with my tongue? ~ Venom

Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn’t mind if I Slytherin..~ Voldemort

Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy S#x with the lights on.~ Darth Vader

Hi. I’m Tom Hiddleston.~Loki

Um, that old wives’ tale about the size of a man’s feet…? Hogwash. The size of one’s head, however…” ~ M.O.D.O.K.

[Top 100] Super Heroes VS Super Villain Pick Up Lines!

Indeed! What’s your name, baby?”~ Leader

Back off, you two! I saw her first!”~ Egghead

narrows eyes and cracks knuckles ~ Amazon

Hi. I’m Tom Hiddleston.~ Loki

mine fraulein vone out of zen you are a NEIN!~ Red skull

Come on baby, you can stomach it. Your sister sure did.~ Black Mask

So what are you doin’ after? ~ Lobo

would you like to see my big snake. ..bro?” ~ Orochimaru

Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like? ~ Dr. Doom

I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work. ~ Deathstroke

Nothing stops the Juggernaut…..from getting inside that b00ty! ~ Juggernaut

This ring can make any thought I have into a construct, but babe, you’re better than any thought. ~ Sinestro

Are you a Magnet cause i sure am Attracted to you ~ Magneto

When can I tap that ICE? ~ (Schwarzenegger)Mr. Freeze

I hope you like to do it with the lights on. ~ Dr. Light

You’re making me h0rn¥. ~ Rhino

Don’t worry I’ll make it quick. ~ Zoom

I’ll make you wet down below. ~ Black Manta

I can’t beat anyone. So you know I won’t beat you. ~ Killer Croc

I hate you.~ Bizarro

When I’m done with you, your fine rump is gonna be on fire! ~ Pyro

Wanna see me to show you my… Infinity Finger? ~ Thanos

Q: How many ways are there to make the Riddler happy? ~ Riddler

Gurl, you must be an alien menace..cause you’re outta this world.~ Lex Luthor

Wanna see a magic trick? It works best if you’re on your knees ~ Joker

If your bottom needs a protector, I’ll be your A$$ Guardian ~ Loki

Riddle me this, what comes twice in a night, then takes a cab home in the morning? You, if you play your cards right ~ Riddler

I think you’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.” ~ Doc Oc

#^@*&^%!%@$&#*$ ~ Deadpool

Welcome to the jungle” ~ Poison Ivy

Ask yourself this, at what point did you think you weren’t going to sleep with me? ~ Aizen

I’m going to hit you with my baby-inator. ~ Dr.Doofenshmirtz

Venom won’t be the only injections going on tonight. ~ Bane

I’ll show you my precious if you show me yours. ~ Gollum

This may be hell, but I’ll take you to heaven. ~ Lucifer

Worlds aren’t the only thing I can eat. ~ Alduin

Do you wish to compute? ~ Brainiac

I’m lonely; wanna probe? ~ Brainiac

Maybe you should let my fist of fury invade your secret lair ~ Bruce Li

You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots. ~ Bullseye

If you’re lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America? ~ Captain America

Sure I defeated Red Skull…twice today. Because that’s what I call masturbation ~ Captain America

When I’m done with you, you’ll be singing God Bless Captain America ~ Captain America

Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy S#x with the lights on ~ Darth Vader

I call him Little Deadpool. He breaks down the fourth wall and your bed. ~ Deadpool

I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work. ~ Deathstroke

Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like? ~ Dr. Doom

Four sweatervests! ~ Fantastic Four

I’m stretchy like my spandex onesie. ~ Fantastic Four

Whadda you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome? ~ Fantastic Four

Don’t worry, babe. I’m only quick on my feet. ~ Flash

Hi, I’m The Flash, AAAAAAND…we just had S#x, 47 times. ~ Flash

Can you leap over tall buildings in a single bound? Because you’ll need that ability to be on top ~ General

Damn girl, do you think about your mother with those thoughts? Because now I have an idea… ~ General

Do you know how good it feels without a cape? ~ General

Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Oral. ~ General

Have you ever been taken up against a wall? How about a wall 40 feet in the air? ~ General

I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building. ~ General

I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just Fu©k me~ General

I’ll bet you’re a Beast in the bedroom. ~ General

It’s a bird, it’s plane, it’s me leaving your house the next morning! ~ General

Not everything’s mutated, if you know what I’m sayin’ ~ General

On your mark, get set, glow! ~ General

We’ve lived a thousand lives, and fallen in love every time. It’s okay if you don’t remember. Just trust me. ~ General

You know how when I touch you, I become sort of like you? Well, have you ever considered bottoming? ~ General

Look, it’s a long story. But yes, the green arrow. ~ Green Arrow

In brightest day, in darkest night, I’ll rub you down and do you right. ~ Green Lantern

Just follow the light. ~ Green Lantern

We will have a good time by the power of … Greyskull, yeah, that’s it! Greyskull! ~ Greyskull

I want to shoot my arrow into your Hawkeye. ~ Hawkeye

They call me He- Man because of me and my giant D!¢K. ~ He Man

I’m really into BDSM–you’ll really like me when I get angry ~ Hulk

Imma Hulk SMASH that pu$$y! ~ Hulk

Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally. ~ Hulk

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. ~ Hulk

Go easy on me, okay? I sometimes burst into flames. Human Torch

I hope you don’t mind heat, ‘cuase I’ve got a strong urge to get my flame on. ~ Human Torch

Was your daddy the Human Torch, ‘cuz you on FIRE, Girl. ~ Human Torch

My metal suit isn’t the only reason they call me Iron Man. ~ Iron man

My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is. Iron man

Will you be my… Iron Maiden? ~ Iron man

I wanna go all ’50 Shades of Jean Grey’ on your fine A$$. ~ Jean Grey

When I kissed you, I saw fireworks. Or Jubilee. Either way. ~ Jubilee

Nothing stops the Juggernaut…..from getting inside that b00ty! ~ Juggernaut

If you give me your phone number, I will allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves all humanity. ~ Lex Luthor

Hi. I’m Tom Hiddleston. ~ Loki

I am Loki from Asgard, and I am burdened with GLORIOUS purpose! NOW KNEEL!!! Yeah, right down there, Baby…that’s right, you get down on your knees and take it aaaaaalllll… ~ Loki

Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction. ~ Magneto

Ever gotten a telepathic 0rg@sm from a man in a wheelchair? ~ Professor X

Wanna advance human-mutant relationships? ~ Professor X

Riddle Me This: ‘If I asked you to be my girlfriend, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?’ ~Riddler

SHAZAM! Here’s my peπ!s. ~ Shazam

This ring can make any thought I have into a construct, but babe, you’re better than any thought. ~ Sinestro

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes… I feel it, the S#xual tension… fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! ~ Skeleto

Be mine or die. ~ Super Villain

Did it hurt when you got kicked out of heaven because your the evil angel for me? ~ Super Villain

I am your world to rule my love. ~ Super Villain

I can conquer countries, worlds and galaxies. But you are my ultimate conquest. ~ Super Villain

I will rule the world. ~ Super Villain

We shall conquer our world together. ~ Super Villain

Ever hook up with a god? Didn’t think so.~ Thor

I’m gonna do you so hard you’ll be Thor the next day.~ Thor

Mjolnir isn’t the only hammer I’ve got~ Thor

BACK OFF HARVEY! I SAW HER FIRST!!~ Two-Face

Wanna have a threesome?~ Two-Face

Want to see what I can do with my tongue?~ Venom

Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn’t mind if I Slytherin..~ Voldemort

My name is War Machine, but the only war I fight is my love for you~ War Machine

I’m the best there is at whom I do.~ Wolverine

Your Wonder Twins are activating that sweater, Baby.~ Wonder Twins

Do you even know what I can do with ben-wa balls and my magnetism powers? ~ X-man

Oh, you will kneel before Zodd…~ Zodd

If you give me your phone number, I will allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves all humanity.~Lex Luthor:

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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