Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.”
“With you around Sweetie, who needs glucose tabs?”
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
“How about a kiss? I’m the only sugar you’ll need”
“You’re like my insulin, I can’t live without you.”
“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizard.”
“Hey, I lost my (glucose) number, can I have yours?”
“You’re a lot like my insulin syringes, super fine!”
Are You Blood,Cause My Heart Cant Survive Without You
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
the only crime i will ever commit is stealing your heart
This morning I saw a beautiful flower…and thought of you.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because your not in it
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of ‘edible’.
I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby im lost at sea
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept loosing my breath …
I know I don’t have a library card but can I check you out?
“Just like your fingers, my heart bleeds when we are apart.”
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
“I don’t need to check your blood sugar to know you’re a 10.”
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
“Did it hurt?” “What, my shot?” “No, when you fell from heaven.”
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
“What do you say you and I get tangled in my pump tubing tonight?”
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I’m in the sky when I’m with you.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
“Hey girl, that blood sugar number is almost as pretty as you are.”
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Hey baby! You know you’re just like the sun, your beauty is blinding!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
“Oh baby, your name should be Sugar because with you I’m always high!”
“Hey girl, my blood sugar isn’t the only thing on the rise right now.”
How does it feel? she ask’s what; you say 2 be the only star in the sky
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
“That high blood sugar may be temporary, but baby, our love is forever.”
“I wish I was your insulin pump so that I could be next to you all day.”
(give a dozen plastic roses) “I’ll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
“Baby, I just followed my CGM arrows and they pointed me straight to you.”
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
there are many fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Lets commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren’t married to me.
You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no…) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
“My low blood sugar isn’t the only thing that’s making me sweat, you are HOT!”
There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence
“How about we go back to my place, I know a way to make your blood sugar drop.”
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
I’ll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.
“Baby, I’d never destroy your heart, the way your body destroyed your beta cells.”
“You give me your heart, and I’ll give you my pancreas. Together we are complete.”
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
“Do you mind if I sit next to you? I just want to feel close to a working pancreas.”
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
We’re like a 4-Leaf clover. You’re the C and I’m the R, and there’s love in between us.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
“Is that a tube of glucose tabs in your pocket, or are you just really happy to see me?”
Hi, my friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t. I think you’re absolutely gorgeous.
Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
“Is your blood sugar low? “No, why?” “Cause you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
“Enough carb counting. The only thing I want to count are the minutes until I see you again.”
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you…. I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”
I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors..don’t be alarmed, babyqirl..you’re just in my heart
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..
Excuse me…Hi, I’m writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
If you know a person’s name: “Hi, [name].” How did you know my name? “Isn’t every beautiful girl named that?”
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you’d see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
“I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.”
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one
“When I’m older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. “
You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something prepared to quickly follow through)
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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