Yo mama’s so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama’s so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama’s so fat her Polo shirt has a real horse on it.
Yo mama’s so dumb she started dating Ray Rice last week.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama’s so dumb she went to a Clippers game for a haircut.
Yo mama’s so fat she brought a cereal box to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama’s so dumb she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India
Yo mama’s so fat her favorite basketball team is the Denver Nuggets
Yo mama’s so fat, her favorite baseball team is the Baltimore Oreos.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought the UFC was an English Football Club.
Yo mama’s so greasy if Crisco had a football team, she’d be the mascot.
Yo mama so ugly that when she tried on a Nike shirt it said don’t do it
Yo mama’s so fat she sat on 2 Sumo wrestlers and got arrested for double homicide
Yo mama’s so fat and lazy, the only pull-ups she does are to the Drive-Thru Window.
Yo mama’s so fat she bought a zamboni so she could iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama’s so ugly she always wins at Dodgeball because the balls actually dodge her!
Yo mama’s so fat she can’t legally skydive ’cause the world only needs one Grand Canyon!
Yo mama’s so fat The IOC have voted unanimously to make running around her an Olympic event
Yo mama so stupid when she lost in a breast stroke swimming compeS#xion, she complained that other people were using there arms, not their breasts.