Yo mama smells like the Flash’s nuts after a hard day of runnin’.
Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.
Yo mama smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Yo mama so smelly she made Speed Stick slow down, Right Guard turn left, and Ban Gay go on straight.
Yo mama so smelly the cat keeps trying to bury her in the sandbox
Yo mama’s so stank a blind man walking by her asked “How much for the shrimp platter?”
Yo mama’s so stank every time she opens her mouth she’s talking $h!t.
Yo mama’s so stank she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama’s so stank she made her Right Guard call for backup.
Yo mama’s so stank she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama’s so stank she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo mama’s so stank she’s like Shaquille O’Neal, she don’t fake the funk!!
Yo mama’s so stank that her $h!t is glad to escape.
Yo mama’s so stank when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.
Yo mama’s so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.