I bet you come with lots of perks.
Are you able to hold my dragon bone?
Every little thing you do is Magicka!
Is that an Amulet of Mara you’re wearing?
I don’t need the Thu’um to bend your will.
I hope you like things hot. I’m a Py-Romancer.
Your eyes are exactly like Amethysts. Flawless.
Do you want to see my long sword doing his thing?
Sorry bout that knee, I was shooting for your heart.
Do you think you’re better one-handed or two-handed?
Did you know Fus Roh Dah? Cause you are blowing me away!
Hey, baby, I haven’t got any loincloth under this armor.
Never slept with a werewolf? We are restless in the bed.
I’m no vampire, but I can still be Champion of the Night.
If I didn’t have you, babe, I’d have to live in Solitude.
It’s not how big the staff that matters but the magic within.
You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.
Is that an arrow in your knee, or are you just happy to see me?
If my pickpocket experience were greater, I’d steal your heart.
Hey, their sweet roll, I just cast oak flesh, if you know what I mean.
You’ve got to be a master of illusion, simply because all I see is you.
Have you been a member of the Thieves Guild? Because you just stole my heart.
Could you be the Dragonborn? Cause I’m going to make you shout all night long.
I may not have pointed ears, but every time you are around, I become a wood elf.
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a Khajiit in the bed.
Could you be the Dragonborn? Because I’m sure, I could watch you sucking out my dragon’s soul.
FUS RO DAAAAMN girl you fine! When we are done, you’re likely to be calling me the Tenth Divine.
Could you be wearing an Amulet of Talos because you are decreasing my time between shouts by 20%!
The guards are always taking arrows to their knees. But when I saw you I took an arrow to the heart.
You must have swallowed a potion of ultimate stamina, cause you happen to be running through my mind all day long.