[Top 50] Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes

by Maria Line

Yo mama is so skinny that her nipples touch.
Yo mama so skinny she uses bandaids for pillows
Yo mama so skinny, she could dive through a fence.
Yo mama is so skinny that she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama’s legs so skinny, she looks like a blow pop
Yo mama is so skinny that she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can grate cheese on her ribs
[Top 50] Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes
[Top 50] Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes
Yo mama so skinny she can use a bracelet as a hula hoop
Yo mama is so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mamma’s so skinny they couldn’t find her in this joke.
Yo mama is so small that she goes paragliding on a Dorito.
Yo mama’s so skinny, when I slapped her I got a paper cut!
Yo mama is so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop.
Yo mama is so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama is so skinny that she inspires crack wh0®es to diet.
Yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama is so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mamma so skinny she can’t stand sideways when taking a selfie.
Yo mama is so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas.
Yo mama is so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama is so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama so skinny she hid behind a stick during a game of hide and seek.
Yo mama is so skinny that she goes hot tubbing with the Mini Wheats Man.
Yo mama so skinny she played the part of the staff in the story of moses
Yo mama is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama is so skinny that her bra fits better when she wears it backwards.
Yo mama so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama’s so skinny when she wears skinny jeans they look like bell bottoms
Yo mama so thin that if she stands in front of a wall she looks like a crack.
Yo momma so skinny I put a dime on her head and people mistook her for a nail
Yo mama is so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama is so skinny that she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop.
Yo mama is so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama is so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil.
Yo mama so skinny the Olsen Twins called and said they want their eating disorder back.
Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she’d look like a push pin.
Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she’d be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama is so skinny that if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama is so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama is so skinny that when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.

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