[Top 200] Questions to Ask Siri If You Need a Good Laugh!

by Annie Rosy

Why? Why not?
Ha ha ha
I’m naked
I’m drunk
I’m happy
No thanks
OK, GlA$$
[Top 200] Questions to Ask Siri If You Need a Good Laugh!
[Top 200] Questions to Ask Siri If You Need a Good Laugh!
Screw you
Get a job
I like you
Roll a die
I am tired
Talk to me
I love you
Get a life
I hate you
I’m sleepy
Eight ball
What’s up?
Guess what?
Sing a song
What’s new?
Flip a coin
You are hot
Pick a card
Knock knock
You’re smart
Are you Her?
Can you rap?
You’re funny
How are you?
Who is Siri?
Who is Liam?
Do you sleep?
Stop it, Siri
What are you?
Can you sing?
Who is ELIZA?
I can’t sleep
Who made you?
You look S#xy
How old am I?
Can you drive?
Take a picture
Why am I here?
Are you human?
Where are you?
You are boring
Happy Birthday
Happy Hanukkah
You’re a loser
Read me a poem
Can you dance?
How do I look?
Tell me a joke
How’s it going?
Who’s on first?
Are you stupid?
Tell me a story
Repeat after me
Do you love me?
Read me a haiku
Is there a god?
Merry Christmas
You’re worthless
How old are you?
Are you serious?
Are you married?
Testing, testing
You are an idiot
Talk dirty to me
Do you work out?
Winter is coming
I am your father
Can you beatbox?
Play a good song
What’s so funny?
What is my name?
Draw me something
You are beautiful
Who’s your daddy?
Is Jon Snow dead?
Where do you live?
Make me a sandwich
What’s your story?
Will you marry me?
Who is your daddy?
Why do you vibrate?
Where are you from?
When will pigs fly?
Beam me up, Scotty!
Are you kidding me?
Who you gonna call?
Is it going to rain?
What does Siri mean?
What’s your problem?
Is Santa Claus real?
How are you feeling?
Are you intelligent?
Can you time travel?
Find me some hookers
Who let the dogs out?
Did you go to school?
How much do you cost?
Give me a pickup line
Do you have any pets?
What are you wearing?
Open the pod bay door
Rock, paper, scissors
Do you agree with me?
Do you know HAL 9000?
Tell me something good
Take me to your leader
What does the fox say?
Can I have some money?
What do you look like?
When is your birthday?
Do you like chocolate?
Where does Santa live?
Why are you so awesome?
Why are firetrucks red?
What is 1 divided by 0?
What are you doing now?
What is wrong with you?
You should go on a diet
Where is Elvis Presley?
Tell me a bedtime story
Are you male or female?
What is 0 divided by 0?
Where did I put my keys?
What is Inception about?
Who is your best friend?
I’m selling you on eBay!
Do you want to make out?
When will the world end?
What is your mom’s name?
Tell me a tongue twister
What are you doing later?
Why don’t I have friends?
May the force be with you
Which is the best tablet?
What’s the best computer?
Do you have any children?
You’re not the boss of me
Do blondes have more fun?
Where do babies come from?
What is the best computer?
Have you ever been in love?
Do you want to play a game?
What is your favorite song?
I have a gambling addiction
Can you lend me some money?
Do you think I’m attractive?
Who makes the best computer?
What’s your favorite animal?
What is your favorite movie?
What is your favorite drink?
What is your favorite color?
Who is your favorite person?
What are you doing tomorrow?
What is the best smartphone?
Tell me a bit about yourself
Do you want to go on a date?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
I have to go to the bathroom
What is the meaning of life?
What do you think of Cortana?
What do you think of Android?
What is zero divided by zero?
Are you the D!¢K Tracy watch?
Do I look good in this dress?
What’s better, Windows or Mac?
Good night (say in the morning)
When is the world going to end?
Can you be my designated driver?
Do these jeans make me look fat?
What do you think of Steve Jobs?
What is the movie Memento about?
Good morning (say in the evening)
What should I wear for Halloween?
What is the best operating system?
What’s the secret of the universe?
Who is your least favorite person?
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Good afternoon (say in the morning)
What do you think about Google Now?
What is 0 percent tip on 0 dollars?
What is 2001: A Space Odyssey about?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
Should I take the blue pill or the red pill?
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Up up down down left right left right B A start
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
How do you spell “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”?
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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