Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.
Why do ambA$$adors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
I dropped out of communism clA$$ because of lousy Marx.
I changed my iPhone’s name to S#xanic. It’s syncing now.
Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It was tense.
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own? Because it’s two tired.
When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)
ClA$$ trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there’s no pop quiz.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Did you hear about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter none of them work.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, “Are you two an item?”
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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