Yo momma so short she has to look down to look up.
Yo mama, is so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo momma’s so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!
[Top 20] Yo Mama So Short Jokes
Yo momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick.
Yo mama’s so short that she slam-dunks her bus fare.
Yo mama’s so short that she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama is so short that she slam-dunks her bus fare.
Yo mama so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
Yo mama’s so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama is so short that she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama’s so short that she has to look up to look down.
Yo mama is so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama so short she needs a latter to touch the ground.
Yo mama’s so short that she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama’s so short that her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
Yo mama is so short that she has to look up to look down.
Yo mama is so short that her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
Yo mama’s so short that she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama is so short that she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama is so short that she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama’s so short that she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama’s so short, that she can run track around the toilet!
Yo mama’s so short that she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
Yo mamma’s so short, when she sits on the kurb her feet dangle.
Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.
Yo mama’s so short she can walk under the bed with high heels on.
Yo mama’s so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama’s so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo mama’s so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama’s so short when she tries to smoke weed she can’t even get high?.
Yo mama’s so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille O’Neal.
Yo mama is so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo mama’s so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn’t touch the ground.
Yo mama’s so short that when I was dissin’ her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama’s so short, you can make a life size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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