Q: Where do sheep go when they die. A: To the baa baa que.
What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?The baaaackstroke!
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Q: Where do sheeps take a bath? A: In a baaaa-th tub!
Q: What do you call a dancing sheep? A: A baa-lerina!
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.
Q: What did the sheep want to do?A: To wool the world.
[Top 30] Sheep Pick Up Lines That Are Baaaaaa!
Q: what is a sheep’s favourite food?A: chocolate baar.
Q: What do you call a religious sheep?A: a baaaa=ptist.
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?A: To the baaaaaahamas.
Q: Where did the sheep get a haircut? A: The baa-baa shop!
Q: Where do sheep get their wool cut? A: At the baa-baa shop!
Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn’t? A: A baaaa-boon!
Q: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A: A Lamborghini
Q: What do you call sheep taking over France?A: Baaaa-stile Day.
Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?A: A Candy Baa.
Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet? A: A shhhheep!
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?A: “Fleece Navidad!”
Q: Why are sheep baaaaaad drivers?A: They always make illegal ewe turns.
Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?A woolly good jumper.
Q: Why couldn’t the little lamb play outside? A: It was being baaaaaaaad!
Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?A: A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.
Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway? A: Because she did a ewe-turn!
Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticketA: He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make?Baaa-Dum-Tssss!
Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater? A: Don’t be silly – sheep can’t knit!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine?A: An animal that knits its own sweaters
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? A: An animal that can sew its own sweaters.
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?A: An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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