Q: What does a snowshark give you? A: Frost bites.
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Q: What is a shark’s favorite smell? A: Human blood.
Q: What do sharks call human children? A: Appetizers.
Q: What is the keenest kind of shark? A: A swellshark!
Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi showA: Shark Trek
Q: Why are sharks so patriotic? A: They are marine fish
Q: What is King Arthur?s favorite fish? A: A swordfish.
Q: What kind of shark is always gambling? A: A CARDSHARK
Q: What is a sharks favorite bible storyA: Noah’s SHARK
Q: What do British sharks like to eat? A: Fish and kids!
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Q: What was the sharks favorite B-52s songA: Love Shark
Q: Who gives sharks presents on Christmas? A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What does a shark eat for dinner? A: Whatever it wants!
Q: What was the shark’s favorite Pixar movie? A: Eating Nemo
Q: How do you make a shark laugh? A: Tell a whale of a tale.
Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers? A: They’re too nice!
Q: What do you call a solitary sharkA: A “lone” (loan) shark
Q: why did the street sharks get arrestedA: dorsal profiling
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy!
Q: What do sharks use before attacking surfers? A: Sun Scream.
Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic stripA: Seanuts
Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case? A: Not gill-ty!
Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at? A: Finball
Q: Why aren’t there any shark puppeteers? A: They have no hands!
Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tvA: Anything but Flipper!
Q: What should you do if you see a shark? A: Swim far, far away!
Q: What was the teenage sharks favorite internet siteA: MyShark
What did the shark say to the whale? What are u blubbering about?
Q: What kind of sharks make the best pog players? A: Slammerheads!
Q: Why did the shark cross the road? A: To get to the other tide!
Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea? A: Shark boogers!
Q: Whats the Great White Sharks favorite candy? A: The Jaw-Breaker!
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Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman FilmA: Midnight Caudal
Q: Why don’t sharks have tools? A: They don’t have opposable thumbs
Q: Who was the shark’s favorite Norwegian painter? A: Edvard Munch!
Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food? A: Because they can’t catch it!
Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare? A: A bard shark
Q: What was the nerd shark’s favorite programming languageA: Jaw-va
Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novelA: FINnegan’s wake
Q: what is the shark worlds favorite macintosh web browserA: jawvari
Q: What’s better than a shark in a blender? A: Two sharks in a blender
Q: What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film? A: Edward Scissorfins
Q: how did the crazy shark become normal againA: electro shark therapy
Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actressA: Dorsal Day
Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actorA: Shark Hudson
Q: What do you call the stuff between a shark’s teeth? A: Slow Swimmers.
Q: Who was the shark’s favorite 20th century art figure? A: Marcel DuChomp
Q: What was the college student sharks favorite internet site? A: Finsbook
Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwichA: Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: What was the sharks favorite Orson Welles movieA: Citizen Kane-i-kokala
Q: What was Shark Elvis’s biggest hit? A: You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Houndshark
Q: What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance? A: Reefer!
Q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened? A: JAWESOME
Q: Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef? A: To get to the other TIDE
Q: Why didnt the lumberjack shark believe in GodA: He chose log-shark (logic)
Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely? A: Shark-temsempra
Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the skyA: The sky is Jet territory
Q: What’s worse than one shark coming to dinner? A: Two sharks coming to dinner
Q: Who was the sharks favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”A: Michael Shark
Q: What’s worse than being bitten by a shark? A: Being bitten by a vampire shark
Q: Why doesn’t anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark? A: She bites!
Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window? A: He wanted to see time fly!
Q: Why are shark comedians so funny? A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Q: Who was the first shark elected president of the united states? A: James K. Shark
Q: What kind of photographs do shark crime scene investigators use? A: Placoid photos
Q: How did the shark avoid serving in the army? A: He was a conscientious ob-shark-ter
Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street? A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!
Q: Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter? A: Fareed Sharkaria
Q: What brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts do sharks prefer? A: Cracker Sharks
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Q: Who was the sharks second favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”A: Dwight K. Shark
Q: why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorcedA: they no longer loved each other
Q: What do you get if you cross a shark with a Rottweiler? A: An abomination unto God Himself
Q: Why did the shark commit suicideA: He was tired of feeling like he was swimming in circles
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark? A: an animal that talks your head off.
Q: What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?” A: An M.C. Hammerhead.
Q: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework? A: “My shark ate it!”
Q: What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks? A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence…
Q: What did the teenage sharks say when they were having S#x? A: “we’re going to need a bigger condom!”
Q: Did the shark who was raised by fish receive any education? A: Yes, he was home-schooled (in a school of fish)
Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A: A mulatto scuba diver who has just been mauled to death by a shark
Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish? A: ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’
Q: What would they call a quarter pounder with cheese at a hypothetical McDonalds for sharksA: a quarter flounder with cheese
Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationshipA: “its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky”
Q: Why did the shark joke book writer’s wife leave him? A: She wanted to start a relationship with that blond-haired meathead who “wrote” 200 Gross Jokes
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