[Top 100] Russian Puns That a True Russian Will Get!
by Annie Rosy
Russia’s Economic Woes Outweigh The Universe.
What do you call a gA$$y russian? Vladimir Tootin
What is the fastest country in the world? A: Russia
I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
What do you call a Lada on a hill? A bloody miracle.
What did Wendi Murdoch say to Vladimir Putin? Put-it-in!
Russia really Putin a lot of work for the Winter Olympics
[Top 100] Russian Puns That a True Russian Will Get!
So you want to tell me… Hilbert was Russian to the loud noise?
How does every Russian joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
What do you call a Russian with Tourette’s Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov.
Did you hear about the winner of the Russian beauty contest? Me neither.
What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes? A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.
What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User’s Manual? The bus and train timetables.
What is Communism? The Poles say it’s the longest and most painful of the roads to capitalism.
We have no gay people in Russia; there are H0m0S#xuals but they are not allowed to be gay about it.
What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? Electricity.
Whats the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters
Me: Netflix and chill more like NYET-flix and chill.. Closetcellist: *in a russian accent* NO FILMS. ONLY CHILL.
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.
When was the first Russian election held? The time that God set Eve in front of Adam and said, “Go ahead, choose your wife.”
I enjoy being in America: it’s fun, you know, because you have, you have so many things we never had in Russia — like warning shots.
In Russia we only had two TV channels: Channel One was propaganda, Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: “Turn back at once to Channel One.”
What’s meant by an exchange opinions in the Communist party of the Soviet Union? It’s when I come to a party meeting with my own opinion, and I leave with the party’s.
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “Why Lenin wore regular shoes, but Stalin wore boots?” We’re answering: “At Lenin’s time, Russia was still only ankle-high in $h!t.”
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “What is the difference between Russian and English fairy tales?” We’re answering: “The English fairy tale start with ‘Once upon a time…’, and ours with ‘It will be soon…
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “Why some people say that Hungarians love the Russians and hate the Americans?” We’re answering: “Because Russians helped Hungarians to get rid of one totalitarian rule, but Americans don’t help to get rid of the other.”
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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