Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a peπ!s?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? “Comeoniwannalayya”.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.
Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?
Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
Hi my name is ___, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night
Baby, Ive got and eight inch tounge and i can breathe through my ears.
Can you believe it? It’s been more than fifteen minutes since I’ve had S#x.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, “Wanna roll?”
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re S#xy!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”
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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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