[Top 30] Roses Are Red Pick Up Lines!

by Annie Rosy

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.

Roses are red violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I’m missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

Roses are red, my lips are blue. My heart began to beat, when I see you.

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!

Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Girl you are hotter than this Firestyle Justu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your PIN number is 3842

Roses are red, violets are blue. Climate’s important to both me & you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Like the S#xanic, I’m going down on you.

Roses are red, violets are blueco, I’ll buy you a drink, my name is Tuco.

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat again when I saw you.

Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat when I saw you.

Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I’ll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. i have a gun now get in the van.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?

Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you

Kissing is a habbit
Fu©king is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain.

10 min of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
a baby with no name

The baby is a basturd
the mother is a wh0®e
this wouldnt have happened
if the rubber hadnt torn,

S#x is like math
you subtract the clothes
add the bed
divide the legs and pray to go you dont multiply.

roses are red
grA$$ is green
open your legs and fill you with cream

S#x is evil
S#x is a sin
sinns are your given
so stick it in.

roses are nice
violets are fine
ill be the 6 if you be the 9.

eat me beat me
bite me blow me
Fu©k me suck me
very slowly
if you like it dont be sA$$y
just use your tongue and make it nasty

roses are red violets are blue when i go to the toilet i remember you

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

roses are red violets are blue i have gun get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue, i tought i was ugly but then i met you

Roses are blue,Violets are unicorns, This doesn’t make sense. Refrigerator

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, violets are blue, I Fu©ked your mother and created you

Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I’ll sell some Crack

Roses are red,violets are blue,a face like you,belongs to the zoo,don’t be sad i’ll be there too,not in the cage,but laughing at you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I’m falling for you

roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

[Top 30] Roses Are Red Pick Up Lines!

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