[Top 50] Robot AI Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Wanna be debugged?

Wanna touch my mouse?

Can you lube my joint.

You had me at Sign In.

Nice Bolts wanna screw?

Want to grab some Java?

“I can’t Force Quit You”

You make my interface GUI

Hey baby, what’s your OS?

My docking station or yours?

“I bet I can decrypt your code”

I’m going to void your warranty!

Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1

You are making my floppy drive hard.

Beep beep boop beep beep beep boop S#x

I support portrait and landscape modes.

If I were a function(), would you call me?

Youtube Myspace and i’ll Google your Yahoo!

Do you got a free port for me to plug into?

“Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?”

I’ll show you my source code if you show me yours

If you were an engine I would be your fuel injector.

Would you like a demo of my mulS#xouch capabilities?

Can I have your ip number? i seem to have lost mine.

I’ve got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?

Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?

Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise…

Hey baby, my name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?

I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a S#x machine baby.

It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?

I’m a cybernetic 0rg@sm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-oskeleton

Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?

I hope you have an accellerometer, because I’m gonna rock your world.

Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.

Rusting is red, and my chipset’s blue. Will you let me A$$imilate you?

Roses are #FF0000 / violets are #0000FF / all my base / belong to you.

Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.

Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chA$$is is out of this world!

You must be tired because you’ve been running your code through my cpu all night

Let’s lose ourselves in some mindless repeS#xive tasks…. if you know what I mean.

Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? because i can see myself in them.

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some S#xanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

Did you just break one of Asimov’s Three Laws? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.

Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again?

Is that a mirror in your anodized S#xanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn’t mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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