You’re a good egg.
You’re not Jewish, are you?
I could never PA$$over you.
I’m in the mood to multiply.
You put the cream in my eggs.
Ever get it on with a rodent?
Easter! I hardly even knew her.
I’m on a hunt – for your number.
Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!
I’m in the mood to multiply, baby!
I’m being managed by Don King again
I came here looking for a little tail.
You’re not just somebunny… you’re my bunny.
Ever done it on a pile of artificial grA$$?
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grA$$?
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket?
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I contributed some fur to Letterman’s hairpiece
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
My foot isn’t the only part of me that’s lucky!
There’s an Easter parade in my pants… wanna go?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Come back to my place – I’ll give you a Peeps show.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin’.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
If you come back to my place, I’ll give you a ‘peeps’ show.
Ouch! My big teeth hurt! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Nice to meet you, I’m Bunny. Easter Bunny and you are…gorgeous!
I’m just like an easter bunny – sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from — you may be surprised!
I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from – you may be surprised!
My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can’t hold on to it.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny and I don’t care if you are naughty or nice!
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m The Easter Bunny!
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.
It’s easter – Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!
I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.
Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
How about I get you an easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilised.
I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m Easter Bunny!
Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, want to try.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I’m sure you’ll find something surprising in my pants.
Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.