[Top 50] Pick Up Lines For Pregnant Women!

by Annie Rosy

Got milk? I do!

Got any beer at Home?

Buy me a beer, will ya hon?

Damn baby, your womb is fat!

I want to father your children.

You’re ugly but you intrigue me.

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[Top 50] Pick Up Lines For Pregnant Women!

Be unique and different, say yes.

Don’t worry, it won’t hurt the baby.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Hey baby, how do you like these cankles?

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So, do you like fat guys with no money?

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine

Boy you smell good… Thats destin right?

You look almost stupid enough to date me.

Is the baby kicking? Because your body is.

Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

I’m not drunk, I’m always a little unstable.

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You look good with a few extra pounds on you.

I would love to spend 9 months inside of you.

You look like someone who enjoys a challenge

“You look good with a few extra pounds on you”

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

There’s nothing wrong with it, married people do it.

I would marry your daddy just to get your last name.

“There’s nothing wrong with it, married people do it”

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

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Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

“Tell your friend when she drops the load to holla at me”

Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly…

I got a bun in the oven, and I can see you have a fine one.

S#x is supposed to help induce labor. Let’s get me dilated.

Is that a bun in your oven or are you just happy to see me?r

I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I want you to have my children… they’re in the car outside.

Is there a bakery around? Cause I smell something in the OVEN!

Wanna take a gamble? You make the bet and Ill raise the stake!

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?

I’m gonna have S#x with you tonight, so you might as well be there.

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

Id buy you a drink but if Im going to crash and burn I should do it sober.

Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let’s get the hell out of here.

Ive got the body of a Chippendale,…. he’s buried under the patio at home.

About how drunk do you think I’d need to get you, for you to come home with me?

What’s wrong with the women in here? They just don’t like gorgeous guys anymore…

My mother told me Id never find a girl like you. Can we go tell her she was wrong?

I just checked my schedule and I’m pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.

Im a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.

Hi, my name is Chris. I’m funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.

Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you’re smoking hot, who wouldn’t wanna knock that up.

“So are you really pregnant? Cuz I heard pregnant p**** was the best. You should call me sometime”

“Oh your expecting…So are you with the Father?….Well you can have my number and we can talk about it if you want”

I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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