Q: What do you call a baby potato? A: A small fry!
Q: How do you describe an angry potato?A: Boiling Mad.
Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?A: A pouch potato.
Q: Why did the pie cross the road?A: She was meat an potato.
Q: What do you call a potato after it’s been sliced?A: Chip.
Q: What do you call a potato that smokes weed?A: A baked potato.
[Top 30] Potato Pick Up Lines
Q: Why did the potato cross the road? A: He saw a fork up ahead.
Q: What kind of girlfriend does a potato wants?A: A sweet potato.
Q: Why did the potato sit down?A: Because he was a “couch potato”.
Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?A: A Chipmunk.
Q: What do you call a potatoes least favorite dance?A: Mash potato.
Q: What do you need to activate a gardening robot?A: A potato chip.
Q: What kind of potato is always looking for a fight?A: An agi-tater.
Q: What does a British potato say about a sunny day? A: It’s mashing!
Q: Why did the potato cross the road?A: To get away from the peelers.
Q: What do you get when you cross a peπ!s and a potato? A: A D!¢Ktator
Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side?A: Vader Tots.
Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato? A: Anything, just butter him up.
Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?A: Mashed potatoes!
Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives? A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q: What happened to the potato dancing at the Halloween party?A: The “Monster Mash”.
Q: What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?A: Anybody can mash potatoes.
Q: What do you call a potato that is reluctant to jump into boiling water?A: “Hez a tater.”
Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others?A: “Speck Tators”!
Q: What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden? A: “Medi Tators.”
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?A: The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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