I hope you are not a lir ,because you are sweet as cake.
I love you as much as i love testing.
Draw me like one of your french cores.
It’s a good job i shoot blancks everytime.Valentines.
You may not have caught me,but you caught my heart.
They told me we should never evr do this, or i would lie.
My love for you is the infinite spcaefom here to the moon.
Perhaps i can use my tunnelling device in your portal.
Let me put some neurotoxin in your test chamber.
Baby, i will be the companion cube for the night.
Hey baby, is your name Wheatley? Because you’re clearly not a moron.
Hey baby, is your name Wheatley? Cause it looks like you got some blue balls.
Hey baby, I’d say apple if I’d get to jump up on you.
Hey gorgeous, my name is Rick. How about having a little adventure with my black belts?
My bed is made of repulsion gel so we can bounce all night.
Let me fill your portal with my conversion gel.
You’re the P-body to my Atlas.
The cake may be a lie, but my tri-portal gun isn’t.
Show me your cave and I’ll show you my johnson.
Obviously I made those all myself. Except for the conversion gel and the Cave one.
You walk into the Kenway trio, what do you do?Kick haytham and connor in the balls then go drinking with EdwardDas mean
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.