[Top 50] Shitty Poop Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Puke!
by Annie Rosy
Upper ClA$$ Poop: This poop doesn’t smell.
GA$$y Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling.
What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away.
What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea? Poop-erman.
Do you want to hear a poop joke? Never mind it’s too corny.
I was going to tell you a poop joke but it’s really crappy.
Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.
[Top 50] Shitty Poop Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Puke!
strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn’t budget.
Don’t call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet.
Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
When does Denzel Washington have hang out with Rugrats? Potty Training Day.
Clean Poop: You poop, it’s in the toilet, but there’s nothing on the toilet paper.
Did you hear about the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early.
Did you hear about the constipated composer? He had problems with his last movement.
Sir, you do not need to moan “oh boy” when you are taking a $h!t in a public restroom.
Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there.
Brain Haemorrhage Poop: (Also known as “Pop a vein in your forehead” poop) The kind where you
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.
The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
Spinal Tap Poop: That’s the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.
Second Wave Poop: You’re done pooping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you’re not done.
Her: that’s disgusting.. Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes.. Her: you shouldn’t be pooping in the car at all
I’m in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don’t poop.
“Get your poop in a group” is a childish way of saying “get your $h!t together” but I prefer my take of “gather the pieces of your feces”
“Gee I wish I could poop” Poop: The kind of poop where you want to poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.
Log Poop: The kind of $h!t that is so huge that you’re afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.
Have you seen that new movie Constipated? It’s not come out yet. And have you seen the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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