[Top 25] Yo Mama So Political Jokes

by Annie Rosy

Yo Mama so fat her A$$ has its own congressman.
Yo Mama’s whiter than Jeb Bush in a Snow storm.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks socialism means partying.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo Mama so short she makes Kim Jong Un look like Dennis Rodman.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
[Top 25] Yo Mama So Political Jokes
[Top 25] Yo Mama So Political Jokes
Yo mama so poor, flood victims from New Orleans are giving her money.
Yo mama so fat that she inspired Al Gore to invent the World Wide Web.
Yo Mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said ouch.
Your mama is so fat, her farts are the leading causes of global warming.
Yo mama so stupid, the government banned her from homeschooling her kids.
Yo momma so ugly, Donald Trump tried to disconnect her from the internet.
Yo mama so fat, Harry Truman used her stomach as an atomic bomb in Japan.
Yo Mamas so fat she can’t go swimming in Japan because whaling is illegal.
Yo mama so stupid, she’s the reason women only make 75 cents on the dollar.
Yo momma so old when she puts on a green dress she looks like a dollar bill.
Yo mama’s so nasty, the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon.
Yo momma so fat, she went to Alaska and Sarah Palin shot her from a helicopter.
Yo mama’s like the Panama CAn@!, vessels full of seamen pA$$ through her everyday.
yo mama so fat when she got in a plane she was like the Japanese Kamikaze, up up up crash.
Yo momma so fat when she swam in the Mediterranean sea and even Italy couldn’t kick her out.
Yo mama is so greasey that she single-handedly increased oil production and lowered gas prices.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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