[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines

by Maria Line

Icy you, babe.
Ice to meet you.
Wanna Hyber-mate?
Fireplace & chill?
Who wants to touch a vagicicle?
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines 2
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines 2
Let’s go frost up some windows.
Wanna see the tip of my iceberg?
You’re the only hand-warmer I need
Can I put my polar in your vortex?
You’re the only hand-warmer I need.
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines 3
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines 3
Come back to my place for an ice cap.
How about you and I set a record low?
I’m not wearing any thermal underwear
Blizzards make perfect snuggle weather.
I’m not a snowman, but you melt my heart
Can I buy you a cocoa to go with your hot?
You´re hot. I’m Cocoa. We’d go well together
Girl I got hella dry goods and a space heater.
I’m not a snowman, but you make my heart melt.
You can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Did you slip and fall or are you my snow angel?
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines 4
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines 4
Hey girl, you got me harder than the permafrost
You can expect more than a couple inches tonight
Your blue skin brings out the color of your eyes.
Hey girl, you’re still beautiful… in that ski mask
It’s recommended that I protect your exposed skin.
My fogged up glA$$es can’t hide that you’re smokin’
Wanna see if your tongue will freeze against my pole?
Hey girl, you’re still beautiful… in that ski mask.
You must be a white-out condition, cuz all I see is you.
You have the S#xiest set of chapped lips I’ve ever seen.
Girl are you a polar vortex? Cause you give me the chills.
Blow frozen bubbles? I have something else you can blow…
Hey girl, you’re so hot, I’m gonna use you for firewood…
Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the S#xanic
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines 5
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines 5
Too cold for you, it’s warmer here: dirty | cheesy | zombie
Girl, let’s transform this cold snap into some polar vorS#x
Girl, let’s transform this cold snap into some polar vorS#x.
Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.
Gurl, let’s transform this cold snap into some polar vorS#x.
Are you pA$$ed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?
Hey toots, why don’t we go to my place and chill out for awhile.
Is there ice on the ground? Because I think I just fell for you.
Who needs a fire when they stand next to someone as hot as you!?
Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like you´re pretty cool
Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
While that actually is an icicle in my pants I’m still happy to see you.
Can I have your phone number so I can protect your digits from the cold?
The whole country is frozen, but lookin at you I have a warm front coming
Hey baby, you make my heart melt. Except for right now because it’s frozen.
How much does a polar bear weigh?…(wait for it)…Enough to break the ice.
It may be -30 outside but when I’m with you it feels like at least freezing.
They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?
Hey baby, you’re so fine you make my teeth chatter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
If you’re cold you can hug me for warmth and maybe a little something else…
Hey baby, you’re so fine you make my teeth chatter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines 6
[Top 75] Polar Vortex Pick Up Lines 6
The only other time my cheeks have been this red is when I’m blushing around you.
Baby, let Rick help you out of that jacket, polar fleece, 3 sweaters & long johns.
If you play your cards right the highway isn’t the only thing getting plowed tonight.
It’s really slippery out there, you might wanna get insurance on that fine tush there
Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.
if you play your cards right the highway isn’t the only thing getting plowed tonight.
It’s really slippery out there, you might wanna get insurance on that fine tush there.
Hey girl…You’re still beautiful, even if I can’t see your face beneath that ski mask.
A girl tried some #polarvortexpickuplines on me once. I just gave her the cold shoulder.
You and I might feel like -30 degrees, but multiplying two negative numbers makes a positive
Girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it’s so cold, I’m looking for signs of the Apocalypse
Mmm gurl, I like your angular and linear momentum, energy, and mA$$, aka the way you move, gurl
“You and I might feel like -20 degrees, but multiplying two negative numbers makes a positive.”
Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.
Girl are you a persistent, large-scale cyclone located near the geographic poles? Cause you give me the chills.
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don’t I’m going to die of hypothermia.
You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

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