[Top 75] Poker Casino Pick Up Lines To Win a Bet!

by Annie Rosy

Nice dice!

Nice rockets!

phone case or not.

It’s spin time, baby!

Shall I make a deposit?

If I bet, will you call me?

What are your casino go-tos?

[Top 75] Poker Casino Pick Up Lines To Win a Bet!

I’ll ante up if you’ll go down.

Can I spin your roulette wheel?

Hey baby! Want to see my bankroll?

Yes, that IS a deuce in my pocket.

Can I tap your stack for good luck?

You can play with my chips anytime.

Can I splash my chips all over you?

No, that isn’t a deuce in my pocket.

Can I tap your stack for good luck?

I had a flush until you stole my heart

You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn

I wouldn’t mind a bad beating from you

My hand is pretty weak, can I use yours?

Would you please pull this handle for me?

You know what they say about men with 21?

I’d like to name a slot machine after you.

How good are your lips at blowing on dice?

Would you like to spin now, or spin later?

Want to run up the down escalator with me?

Also, you’re not allowed in if you’re poor.

Can you please stop staring at my chip stack

You turn me on more than World Tavern Poker.

I’d like to hit the big one on your pay table.

Can you please stop staring at my chip stack?

My favorite hand is when yours is holding mine

Want to play heads up I’ve got chips in my room

Hey babe, do you want me to show you the V.I.P.

Want to play heads up? I’ve got chips in my room

Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered

When you’re around, every casino is a sky casino.

If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond

You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight

Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered.

Teavana isn’t the only one that gives free samples!

Hey baby! You’re looking at an expert card counter.

These pick up lines are stupid. Let’s just have S#x.

Baby your like a slot machine, you just suck men up.

I’ve got a side game going on in my pants…wanna play?

Did you hear that? The DJ is playing our future song!

Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?

I only have one move in poker and in love – I go all in

I’ve got a side game going on in my pants. Wanna play?

your big chips, do you want me to hold ’em or walk away?

You must be a high roller, because you make my bar raise!

I only have one move in poker and in love…and it’s all in

My feelings for you are as tall as this seven-story Macy’s.

What are the pot odds we’ll be waking up next to each other

If you look at the map of my heart, it says ‘you are here.’

Apart from being S#xy, how are your lips at blowing on dice?

I don’t mind going in blind, as long as I’m comin’ out happy

I’m not in the blinds, but I want a piece of the/that action.

Thank you for helping me make my hand…all I needed was a queen

I don’t mind going in blind, as long as I’m comin’ out happy 🙂

I may not be good looking, but I’m ranked Top 20 in the country

Back at my room. The blinds don’t go up until the maid comes in.

Thank you for helping me make my hand. All I needed was a Queen!

You look even cooler than the VIP room, and with less overt effort.

We can have S#x, but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes

Back at my room…. The blinds don’t go up until the maid comes in 🙂

I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?

Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.

You must be the Las Vegas Sign, because the light around you guided me here.

Want to go shopping? Today only there’s a special deal: 30% off on my heart!

one on the second floor the other one… never mind, I’m sorry I bothered you.

I’m going to have to get a security guard, because you’re trying to steal my heart.

I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let’s see if we can’t build something together!

If lights would turn off everytime I would think of you, Las Vegas would soon be pretty dark.

Did you know this casino hotel has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!

Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!

If you pull the slot machine lever, I have a feeling you’ll get lucky! Because the lever is in my pants! Grab that Lucky 7, baby!

Your eyes sparkle like someone who has just tried on all the eyeliner at Sephora. Oh, you did? Let’s take these guessing skills to Vegas!

Let’s get breakfast at the Tiffany’s! [Leave and then come back] OK, it turns out I misunderstood something. There is no food allowed in Tiffany’s.

Hey baby, why don’t you meet me at the Starbucks? No, the other one. No, not that one, the other one… no, the one on the second floor. No,not that.

A wise gambler once said you need to know when to fold ’em, know when to hold ’em, and know when to walk away. Well babe, I don’t fold, so as I look at

Just call me the guy working at one of those kiosks that sells phone cases, because I’m going to try and talk to you for a while whether you need a new

Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don’t know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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