Put a dollar bill on the head and when asked what he did that to tell you that all you can eat for less than a dollar
I remember a snack . Every time you bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
“I heard that you are good at algebra … It will replace my eX without asking Y? ”
They are called ” eyebrows ” cus my eyes I’m browsin your nice A$$
Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because I just gave the definition of beautiful .
I’m not drunk , I’m just intoxicated by you.
It’s called Google? Because you have everything I have tried .
My panties are showing ? [ “No. “] ” like them? ”
I know you think im S#xy , I know I think im good , but like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
Hello ! I come from Craven Morehead are you?
I can not be Dairy Queen, baby, but you can treat it well!
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between the buns
Are you a smoke detector? Because you’re really loud and annoying .
Do you sleep on your stomach ? Him: No …. It is possible?
Hello , your license suspended for getting all these crazy girls?
What ‘s a nice boy like yourself with a body like that ?
You know what would make your face look better? ( What’s this? ) My legs wrapped around it.
The body is a wonder and I want to be Alice .
Hey baby … I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ?
I’m wearing Revlon ColorStay lipstick, want to help me test the claim that you do not kiss off ?.
Forbid prefer moans
Could you please move away from the bar? All the ice is melting
You know what they say about men with big feet . Do you want to prove that to me?
I heard about c0©k and just told me to blow up … a kiss !
I’m trying to quit smoking , I want to give me a new oral fixation ?
Hey , you look like a big strong man . Do you think you could handle my pu$$y or is it too much for you ?
Do you want a gin and platonic or a scotch and sofa ?
You’re so hot ; a firefighter could not put out.
Do you want to melt in your mouth or hands ?
Guy if you were a plant would be a cuteC^mber
Pull it out and let me see what you have, so I can save the disappointment below.
Tap the shirt and ask , “Is this cotton ? ” Waiting for your reply. Then land in the groin area and say, ” Oh, that must be heard.”
You’re not the type who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy ?
Do you know what would look good on you ? Me .
You know what would go well on your hot dog ? Mayo
Is the name of country crock , because I can carry it at anytime .
Hey baby … I can suck a golf ball with 50 meters of garden hose ?
” Hello , I’m writing a book over the phone, can I have your number ? ”
I’ll be a Dixie Chick , and you’ll be my cowboy take me away … now !
Eat tacos ? (Yes , why?) Why is my Taco Bell is open
“I would like to point out that ” nice ” has U in it. But ‘ quickie ‘ U & I together.”
Are you David Beckham ? Why would you bend over for you.
I would call an 0rg@sm after you.
My beaver is bored and wants to play , you have all the wood for my Beaver now
Were you in Boy Scouts ? Because you sure you have tied my heart in a knot.
” Hello , I’m wasted, but the condom in his pocket , it should not be .”
I do not need a spoonful of sugar to swallow.
You do not need car keys to drive me crazy .
The boy is your name , because I ‘m not doing and should be.
It was in my backyard ? To make the best milkshakes
It did not used to be known as John Holmes ?
Are you a parking ticket ? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
” Hey baby , I can your oil piston ? “
Baby you’re the tree, and will envelop you like a koala.