I’m trying to quit smoking , I want to give me a new oral fixation ?
Hey , you look like a big strong man . Do you think you could handle my pu$$y or is it too much for you ?
Do you want a gin and platonic or a scotch and sofa ?
You’re so hot ; a firefighter could not put out.
Do you want to melt in your mouth or hands ?
Guy if you were a plant would be a cuteC^mber
Pull it out and let me see what you have, so I can save the disappointment below.
Tap the shirt and ask , “Is this cotton ? ” Waiting for your reply. Then land in the groin area and say, ” Oh, that must be heard.”
You’re not the type who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy ?
Do you know what would look good on you ? Me .
You know what would go well on your hot dog ? Mayo
Is the name of country crock , because I can carry it at anytime .
Hey baby … I can suck a golf ball with 50 meters of garden hose ?
” Hello , I’m writing a book over the phone, can I have your number ? ”
I’ll be a Dixie Chick , and you’ll be my cowboy take me away … now !
Eat tacos ? (Yes , why?) Why is my Taco Bell is open
“I would like to point out that ” nice ” has U in it. But ‘ quickie ‘ U & I together.”
Are you David Beckham ? Why would you bend over for you.
I would call an 0rg@sm after you.
My beaver is bored and wants to play , you have all the wood for my Beaver now
Were you in Boy Scouts ? Because you sure you have tied my heart in a knot.
” Hello , I’m wasted, but the condom in his pocket , it should not be .”
I do not need a spoonful of sugar to swallow.
You do not need car keys to drive me crazy .
The boy is your name , because I ‘m not doing and should be.
It was in my backyard ? To make the best milkshakes
It did not used to be known as John Holmes ?
Are you a parking ticket ? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
” Hey baby , I can your oil piston ? “
Baby you’re the tree, and will envelop you like a koala.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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