Mind if I put some transparencies on your clothes?
Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
Let’s crop out your boyfriend and play with my tool
If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.
Are you a serif font, or are you just happy to see me?
If only Helvetica Neue what I would like to do to you…
When I saw you, I had an Akzidenz Grotesk in my pants.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
How many levels of progressive disclosure is that dress?
Can I Ctrl+O your blouse and Ctrl+S this moment forever?
Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend.
You are one hot Firefox… how about some Private Browsing?
We can weather anything, because our love is Copperplated.
Dreamweaver… I believe you can get me through the ni-ight.
If you left me, I would be cropped and have bleeds for you.
Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.
If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.
Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.
Baby, lets hide some layers and then play with my brush tool
I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
Hey girl I’d like to see twenty four frames of you per second.
Is that Content Aware Scaling or are you just happy to see me?
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?
Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
You must be an photographer, because you have capture my heart.
You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
First I think I’ll stroke your curve, then I’d like to fill you.
I want to live life with you to the fullest resolution (300 dpi).
Would you be interested in exploring a figure/ground relationship?
Lets go to my Creative Suite and have some hex. #696969 is my best.
I just want to get the Helvetica out of here and run away with you.
I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
My parents are from Pakistan and Latin America… that makes me Palatino.
Before you came along, I was just Lipsum. With you, I’d be real content.
What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?
Before you were mine, everything was grayscale, but now I see the world in CMYK.
Lets say you and me meet up sometime, and I can do your frontend AND your backend.
Baby, you must be a printer’s proof, because everyone else here is just a copy of you.
Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art. May I capture it with my camera?
If our love continues on this vector, it will only grow without loss of quality or clarity.
Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.
Hey girl girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool ’cause I wanna make you my selection.
If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “S#xy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.
When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?
Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.
My heart was still like a .jpg. When you entered the room, it was as animated as a .gif. I want everything to be as transparent as a .png between us.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.