Hey baby, are you ready for your trial? I’m afraid it has to be a speedy one.
You don’t need to wait until the next session, you can give me a raise any time.
The powers of the federal government aren’t the only things that need separated.
Let’s drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!
Let me press myself against you, you can’t stop me…it’s my consS#xutional right.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of A$$embly…outside your bedroom window.
I’m arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you…are excessively fine!
Baby, you remind me of the consS#xution, because you look like a national treasure
I don’t normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I’ll make an exception.
The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a peπ!s…I’ll loan you mine.
We are endowed by our creator with rights like life, liberty, and the pursuit of 0rg@sm
If you ask me if I love you I’ll have to plead the 5th. Don’t want to incriminate myself.
When we get back to my place I’m going to do everything to you that your government can’t.
There’s too much power in my pants that needs to be balanced. Will you help me release it?
Are you a British Loyalist? Because you’re making me rethink this whole “independence” thing.
The ConsS#xution limits the powers of the government but the powers of my pants are unlimited!
Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just… carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Girl, you’re so beautiful. I’d cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.
Wanna get naked and watch 1776 (that musical about the signing of The Declaration of Independence)?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
Wanna role play? I’ll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.
We have a lot of chemistry. Right now, we’re both working on a little something I like to call ‘electricity.’
Don’t tell me you’re one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don’t think that’s a thing. Thirsty?
Oooooh say can you seeeeeeee / by the dawn’s early light / me in your bed / with last night’s sweat still gleaminnng.
I have a district that has been underrepresented in Congress with you, but the 23rd Amendment now says I need to be let in.
You have a boyfriend? Have you ever given any thought to seceding from him? I get not wanting to cheat. I’m also a loyalist.
I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston mA$$acre! Anyway, want to make out?
I’m like fireworks: smokin’, fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”
You’re so hot it makes me nervous. The hair on my arms are standing up, but not the hair on my head. Hey, have you ever made out with a powdered wig?
My last girlfriend and I had to call it off. I looked her right in the face and declared myself independent. Also, she was British. Want to make out?
The Continental Congress decreed ‘all men are created equal.’ But, they didn’t say anything about ‘all women being created equal.’ Because girl, you are too fine!
The only thing better than this party is the Revolutionary Party! Am I right? Also, the Tea Party was pretty cool if I’m being honest. And, I want to be honest with you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink. If you can’t tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will also buy you a drink.
I’m not a fan of Parliament. Unless, it’s the band Parliament Funkadelic. Which doesn’t mean anything to you right now, but you’ll see what I’m talking about in a few hundred years. I’m from the future!
I actually wrote ‘the British are coming.’ Well, I didn’t write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there’s a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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