What’s black and white and bounces? A rubber panda
What’s black and white and yellow? A cowardly panda
What do chinese bears eat for breakfast? Panda-cakes!
How did the panda lose his dinner? He was “Bamboozled”!
What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburnt panda.
What goes black-and-white-ha-ha? The panda that pushed him
What’s black and white with red spots? A panda with the measles
[Top 30] Funny And Hilarious Panda Puns
What’s black, white and very noisy? A panda with a set of drums
What’s black and white and stands in the corner? A naughty panda
Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white.
What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite expendable organ? The panda-creas!
What’s black and white and goes up and down? A panda stuck in a lift
Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo? It was Panda-monium.
What’s black and white, got four legs and a trunk? Two pandas on holiday
Why do pandas have fur coats? Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model? She had really big bamBØØBs.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock? A panda that’s fallen in cement.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white? A panda rolling down a hill.
Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight? They all got BamBØØBoos
What do Chinese bears wear around their face when they’re robbing banks? Pandana!
What goes white black white black white black red? A panda that falls from a cliff.
What’s black and white and goes round and round? A panda stuck in a revolving door.
What goes black-and-white, black-and-white and downwards? A panda rolling down a hill
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast? A panda on roller- skates
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat? This is un- BEAR-able
I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…..” I asked a Panda if he was my friend. He said “Just Bearly”.
How many Pandas does it take to change a light-bulb? The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in light-bulb sizes.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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