PHARAH: With me, you’re always in the mile high club.
GENJI: B-Baka! It’s not like I like you, or anything.
SOMBRA: I’d ask for your number… but I already have it.
WINSTON: I’m /bananas/ for you! … (laughing ends weakly)
ZENYATTA: Let us create harmony together. And perhaps some cookies.
MOIRA: It won’t take science for me to make your heart beat faster.
MERCY: You should cut back on your sugar. On second thought… Don’t.
DOOMFIST: Would you like to hold my hand? … It’s getting a bit heavy.
JUNKRAT: What a BOMBSHELL! I mean, I’d prefer an /actual/ bombshell, but you’ll do.
REAPER: Blood is red. My wardrobe is black. I don’t hate you, as much as I hate Jack.
MCCREE: Hey there, wanna go on a date? …You were expecting cowboy talk? That comes after.
TRACER: I’d recall just so I could see you for the first time again. …ha! I’m good at this.
MEI: Excuse me, but did you know how cute you are? Haha, Sorry! Just thought I’d “break the ice”.
BASTION: Bwee BWEEEEEEeee, bwee bwee boop boooooop. (Whitney Houstons: And IIIIII willl always love you.)
HANZO: (Ahem.) What’s the opposite of the number two? A lonely me, a lonely you. … Why are you laughing?
LUCIO: Just imagine: you, me, a fancy resturant by the beach…(laughs) NAH, just playin’. Let’s get some pizza and go to the arcade!
WIDOWMAKER: I don’t speak French for just anyone… but I will for you. /Tu sens comme un chien pars, cherie/. (You smell like a dog, darling.)
ORISA: You’re cute, but Efi would like to know a few things. How did you do in school? What is your plan for retirement? Do you like dogs?
ROADHOG: I want to take you around my farm. I have a cat too. I think she’d like you. (not a pick up line so much as I want roadhog to have a nice farm life and a cat)
ORISA: You’re cute, but Efi would like to know a few things. How did you do in school? What is your plan for retirement? Do you like dogs?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.