[Top 50] Yo Mama So Old Jokes

by Maria Line

Yo mama so old she poops out fossils
Yo mamma’s so old her butt crack sealed.
Yo mama is so old her first pet was a T-Rex
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama so old, her last name was “Osaurus”.
Yo mama is so old that she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mamma’s so old she still drives her Model T.
[Top 50] Yo Mama So Old Jokes
[Top 50] Yo Mama So Old Jokes
Yo mama is so old that she owes Jesus a dollar.
Yo momma so old, she has to see a DINO-cologist.
Yo mama is so old that she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so old that she has an autographed bible.
Yo Mamma’s so old, she grew up with the Flintstones!
Yo mama’s so old, JurA$$ic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out.
Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.
Yo mama is so old that she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama so old she has to oil all her joints with WD-40.
Yo mama is so old that she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama is so old that she has Adam and Eve’s autographs.
Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama is so old that she learned to write on cave walls.
Yo mama’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Yo mama is so old, the back of her head looks like a raisin.
Yo momma so old, she knows which Testament is more accurate.
Yo mama is so old that she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama is so old that she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mamma’s so old she dated George Washington in high school.
Yo mama is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama is so old that she knew Gandalf before he had a beard.
Yo mama is so old that she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama is so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo Mama’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
Yo Mamma’s so old she stripped at Abraham Lincoln’s bachelor party
Yo mama is so old that she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says “expired” on it.
Yo mama is so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo Mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama so fat and old she sat on a toy airplane and invented the jet.
Yo mama so old that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her v@g!n@.
Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mamma’s so old she doesn’t have a camel toe, she has a chicken gizard
Yo mama is so old that she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama is so old she remembers when the Mayans published their calendar.
Yo mama is so old that she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama is so old that she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.
Yo mama is so old she was a crossing guard for when Moses parted the red sea
Yo mama is so old that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mamma’s like a fluorescent light bulb, she’s old but she gets the job done.
Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history clA$$.
Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.
Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine.
Yo mamma’s so old she sued Google for naming there search engine after her age.
Yo mama is so old that she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama is so old that she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama is so old that she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama is so old that when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama is so old that when God said “Let there be light” she was there to flick the switch.

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