[Top 100] Native American Red Indian Pick Up Lines
by Annie Rosy
You have a large paddle.
My uncle is the Chairman.
What’s your spirit animal?
Will you be my Pocahontas?
Do you like homemade bannock?
How, Baby. Check out my wigwam.
My handdrum only beats for you.
I saved these elk teeth for you
I bet you make really good bread.
You ever been ravaged by a savage?
Baby, come and light my sacred fire.
Don’t you ride bulls with my cousin?
Have any Indian in you? No? Want some?
Do me like your hand drum and bang me.
Hey girl, let me be your dream catcher.
Damn baby, you got legs like a mustang.
Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?
Once you go brown, you’ll always be down.
I’ll be your Frybread, if you be my honey.
Are you from the beaver clan, because damn.
They stole my land but I’ll steal your heart.
I love you like a fat kid loves Indian tacos.
I can do more than just point with these lips.
You look cold. Wanna wear my Pendleton jacket?
You’re more steamy-er than my pressure cooker.
I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.
Saw you sleeping on the ground like Pocahontas.
You would be my first pick for my tourney team.
Do you have any native in you? Do you want some?
Your Frybread makes a native want to fall in love.
You already have your reservation…. In my heart!
We vibe together, we should make a tribe together.
Your love is like a smudge, I feel it surround me.
Your eyes glisten like Shima’s concho belt in pawn.
I want you to be in the center of my medicine wheel.
Hey girl I like your bead work, you do that yourself?
Are you from the sun clan? Cuz you light up my world!
It’s looking a little dry out, how about a rain dance?
I’m gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.
Damn you are S#xy when you smell like frybread and lard.
Are you Pocahontas? Because I want to poke-your-hot-A$$.
I don’t wanna marry you, I just want you for the night…
Take off your clothes and let’s start the next generation.
Are you a plains native? To me, you’re anything but plain!
Will you come over to my teepees or do I have to scalp you?
Are you a princess? You know how to summon my spirit animal.
Would you like to grab dinner with me? I have a reservation.
Being with you is better than any dreamcatcher I’ve ever had.
I was in the sweat lodge, and all of my visions were of you…
You look so good you almost had me speakin my native language!
Damn girl, you chickasaw? Because you are the only chick I saw.
I see you’re pretty decolonized, I’m pretty decolonized myself.
You’ve got my heart beating louder than a powwow drum right now!
Are you a nightmare? Because I got my dream catcher ready for you.
Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?
When I first saw you, my heart was beating like a fancy dance song.
You’re so beautiful, almost make me start speaking my native tongue!
Lets escape from the world together and take all the rez back roads.
Hey girl, is that thong that you are wearing? Is that elk or buckskin?
Are you from the wolf clan? Because you certainly have my heart howling!
Are you tired? Because you’ve been round dancing through my mind all day!
I’ve been told to follow my dreams, so I will follow you around the powwow.
Baby, you’re like the mighty buffalo. My people will use every part of you.
I’ve been on many hunting trips you know, and by far you’re the best catch.
Your mocs must be worn out because you’ve been running thru my mind all day!
If I could rearrange the Tribes… I’d put yours and mine next to each other.
When I first laid eyes on you, you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song.
I may not be a chief, but I’ll treat you like the native princess that you are!
My spirit animal is an anaconda and I want to bury my Totem Pole in your ground.
Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?
You’re so good looking, you make my heart melt like butter on a hot piece of frybread.
You don’t have a reservation? Don’t worry, because I have your reservation in my heart.
Can i take a picture of you so I can show the Great Spirit what I want for my birthday?
Your Frybread thighs have me hypnotized,and your almond shaped eyes have me mesmerized.
When we are together, out hearts beat together as one. Only a song that we can sing together
Damn baby, when I saw you jingle dancing over there, I had to put my mothers shall on my lap.
Did you know thats & Indians are the best lovers ? Oh by the way my name is Geronimo Rangaswamy.
If you have holes on the bottom of your mocs it’s because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Hey miss, I need you to come with me. I told my mother I’d bring her something beautiful from the powwow.
When I first laid my eyes on you was at the powwow, I remember because you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song!
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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