Yo mama so ugly she scared off flavor flav
Yo mama so ugly she made Ray Charles flinch.
Yo mama so fat they call her “Jenny IS the block”
Yo mama so dumb She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo moms A$$ is so big it makes Nicki Minaj jealous!!
Yo mama so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so fat she has more crack than Whitney and Bobby
Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go the other way!
Yo mama so stupid she thought the harlem shake was a drink.
Yo momma so fat, everytime she starts singing people leave.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
Yo mama so fat, when she twerks, she becomes a wrecking ball.
Yo mama so fat, every time she walks she does the harlem shake.
Yo mama so fat, she makes “Hammer Pants” look like skinny jeans
Yo mama so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday
Yo momma so dumb she went to a Dodgers game looking for Daddy Yankee.
Yo mama so ugly when she walked past I thought she was Susan Boyle.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Florida Georgia Line roll their windows UP!
Yo mama so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg’s holiday album.
Yo mama sings so badly that she made Rebecca Black sound like Celine Dion.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so fat even Meghan Trainor made an exception and called her “treble”.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew the Beatles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama’s teeth so nasty Wiz Khalifa wrote a song about them: “Black and Yellow”.
Yo mama so hairy that she when she ran track everybody sang “Who Let The Dogs Out”
Yo mama is so short, she wakes up in a lego house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Yo mama’s so stupid she put two M&M’s in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminem.
Yo mama so ugly, she was an extra in Michael Jackson’s Thriller video… but she wasn’t wearing any makeup!
Yo mama so dumb I asked her if she knew Pharrell from the Neptunes and she said she only knows people from Earth.