[Top 50] U.N. MUN Model United Nations Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

UK, sweetheart?

I can Cam your Bodia.

Hey, wanna merge?

You lift my sanctions.

I Ecuador you. Adorable!

Belize let me hold you.

I’m Hungary for Djibouti.

[Top 50] U.N. MUN Model United Nations Pick Up Lines

Can I moderate your caucus?

How long is your conference?

How about a Hot war.

I’d vote in favor of that.

I motion for one on one informal debate.

That satisfies my policy.

Can you help me with my resolution?

You can disarm my warhead.

Your speech was uplifting.

I’d send aid to your country.

Don’t embargo my love.

May I part your sanctions.

I motion to lotion my caucus.

U.N. I belong together.

I’ll czech your republic.

Resolution 1320 allows me unrestricted entry?

For a third-world country, you’re pretty well-developed.

I Motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece.

“Are those missiles in your silo’s or are you just pleased to see me?”

“i’m putting a sanction on your clothes, I’ll have to remove them.”

“You must be Jamaican, coz Ja making me crazy!”

Motion for a one-on-one unmoderated caucus.

I want to visit your Netherlands.

You can lift my sanctions any day!

If I were a gavel, I would bang you all night.

I motion to table the Chair.

You’re my point of personal inquiry.

I’m your point of personal privilege.

Can I put missiles in your country?

Is that a placard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a topic? Because I’d love to table you.

I hope that gavel’s not the only thing you’re banging.

It’s not about how big your placard is, it’s about how long you can keep it up.

If you’re as long as the speaker’s list, meet me in the bathroom.

I’ll czech your republic.

It’s not about how big your gavel is, it’s about how hard you bang it.

My lips are weapons of mA$$ destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?

I’d like to motion you to the floor.

I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus… in your pants.

It’s not the length of the caucus that counts… it’s what you do with it.

I motion to enlongate the caucus.

I’m Hungry for your Jab00ty.

I’ll put my nuke in your country…..and blow it up.

I prepose that you remove your trade restrictions.

The house motions for you to divide, your legs.

I’d like to inspect your resolution.

Could the delicate of you help the delicate of me pA$$ my resolution?

Could you inspect my resolution?

Do you accept lump sum in trade agreements?

Now I could really get behind that resolution!

Are you a topic? Because I’d love to table you.

I hope that gavel’s not the only thing you’re banging.

It’s not about how big your placard is, it’s about how long you can keep it up.

If you’re as long as the speaker’s list, meet me in the bathroom.

I’ll czech your republic.

It’s not about how big your gavel is, it’s about how hard you bang it.

I’d like to motion you to the floor.

I motion for an unmoderated caucus, one-on-one.

I motion to table the you.

Come by later and I’ll show you how long my conference can last.

I hope that gavel’s not the only thing you’re willing to bang.

I motion to elongate your caucus.

After we table the topic, how about I table you?

I’m putting a sanction on your clothes, I’ll have to remove them

The Security Council pA$$ed a resolution urging you and I to be together.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

I lost my home-stay family, can I sleep with you tonight?

Let’s create an alliance.. in private.

I’d send my taskforce to you’re neutral zone.

If you were a country, I’d move there to be in you.

Can I moderate your caucus?

Are you a topic? Because I’d love to table you.

How long is your conference?

I hope that gavel’s not the only thing you’re banging.

It’s not about how big your placard is, it’s about how long you can keep it up.

If you’re as long as the speaker’s list, meet me in the bathroom.

It’s not about how big your gavel is, it’s about how hard you bang it.

My lips are weapons of mA$$ destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?

I’d like to motion you to the floor.

I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus… in your pants.

It’s not the length of the caucus that counts… it’s what you do with it.

I motion to enlongate the caucus

Are you a Model? Because UN me would look great together…

Can i please moderate your caucus?

Damn Girl, you’re giving me a Boutros Boutros chubby!

Delegate of Cuba, I would like you to put your Cuban cigar in my mouth tonight.

Djibouti call or am I just hearing things?

For a third world country you sure do look developed.

For a third-world country, you’re pretty well developed.

France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

Girl, are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad A$$ up!

Girl, you look so fine when you Baghdad A$$ up!

I can’t Bolivia how quick we’re russian into this alliance.

I couldn’t help myself, when I saw your beauty, “Iran” to you.

“Hey, wanna invade israel with me? I mean if you’re not already doing anything…” (Iran to any other country.)

Is there an earthquake happening because I can see Djibouti shake.

For a third-world country, you’re pretty well-developed.

If you were a gavel, I would bang you all night.

I’d contravene Security Council embargoes to be with a girl like you.

You’re my point of personal inquiry.

I want to moderate your caucus until the neighbors yell decorum.

Would the delegate care to moderate me in a private caucus?

Would the delegate appreciate a closed-door discussion?

“Do you want to bang my gavel?”

“Would the delegate care to moderate me in a private caucus?”

“Would the delegate appreciate a closed-door discussion?”

‘Shall we get downright dirty with eachother’ (2 delegates representing african countries discussing the leaking of oil in their respective countries)

‘Taiwan wouldnt mind to be under control of big boy china’ (During a discussion about national sovereignity)

‘ beware, you are igniting my heart and i’m not sure if there is enough water on this earth to extinguish it’ (during a forest fire crisis)

“France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight”

“Let’s create an alliance… In private…” Said Israel to Saudi Arabia.

“I motion for a 30 minute unmoderated caucus in the delegate of South Korea’s pants.”

“George’s stubble is so hot that it bakes my lasagna.”

“Delegate of Cuba, I would like you to put your Cuban cigar in my mouth tonight”

“Delegate of Nigeria, can you Boko my Haram tonight?”

This last one was definitely the creepiest I’ve ever received yet extremely hilarious:

“DAMN GEORGE! Are you a fine wine? Because I’d like to keep you in my baSêmênt for years!”

Belize let me hold you. This one is super cute!

I’m Hungary for Djibouti. A little more vulgar, haha.

I want to visit your Netherlands. Vulgar, but still great, haha.

I can Cam your Bodia. Don’t really know what this means, but it’s clA$$y in a sense.

“Girl, are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad A$$ up!”

Oh, and “you want to have an international affair?” is also pretty clever.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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