Oh sure, I’ve been to dat Gallery Night thing der.
What a coincidence, you smoke Newport Lights, too?
I like my girls like my custard… sweet and thick.
I used to date Julie Stoffer from “The Real World.”
I only hang out at Victor’s to listen to the music.
Can I come over by your place later on tonight, hey?
You’d look great in my Albert the Alley Cat t-shirt.
I’ll show you my Packers tattoo if you show me yours.
They tore down the freeway so let’s have a three-way!
That’s a nice big blue shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
I know where they make a great beer-battered tenderloin.
Miller? I prefer a more upscale beer, like Rolling Rock.
I’ve eaten at both DeMarinis’ restaurants, in one night!
Can you drive? I only have two points left on my license.
Oh sure, I used to go drinking with the old police chief.
Wanna go out to dinner? I got a coupon for Pizza Shuttle.
Let’s go to the Concertina bar and I’ll push your buttons.
I was just admiring your new Green Bay Packers Zubaz pants.
Your eyes are really pretty in the light of the Polish Moon.
I’m an actor. I was in “Reggie’s Prayer” and “Major League.”
Forget the lakefront and check out the festival in my pants.
You can U.S. Bank on it, I’ll be the Firstar you see tonight.
I’ve got a hot tub, and my next door neighbor is Gerry Boyle.
Oh sure, the Outpost, I buy all my low-cholesterol food there.
Oh yeah, I’ve been listening to Reitman and Mueller for years.
I used to play softball for Stormin’ and Vuke’s back in ’80’s.
State Fair opens tonight, I’ll put the cream in your puff baby.
Is that a Pabst in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You’re hotter than Sam CA$$ell’s head on a steamy August afternoon.
If you spend the night I’ll make Stone Creek Coffee in the morning.
Do you have a map of Milwaukee? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Are your pants from Discovery World? ‘Cause your butt is out of this world.
Is that a keg of Miller in your pants, ’cause I would like to tap that A$$.
Let’s go to Conejito’s and then drive around the round-a-bout all night long.
You may have seen me before … I am the model for Usinger’s Famous Sausages.
Didn’t I meet you at the old County Stadium? Oh, well, care to go to 4th Base?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine-fine-fine written all over you.
Let’s get naked, and I’ll show you my new move I like to call “The Calatrava.”
Why don’t you pick out something to do? Here, look through the Entertainment Book.
I would take you to Elsa’s but I’d rather go somewhere that accepts the Discover Card.
Your daddy must have worked at the Lopez Bakery, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
No problem. I can get you backstage to meet Pat McCurdy. Wanna see my Sigmund SnopӘcker?
You and me baby aren’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do it on Monkey Island.
I had a dream last night that you were wearing nothing but a Cheesehead hat and a Summerfest smile.
Would you like to go somewhere fancy for dinner? I’m thinking something nice, like the Olive Garden?
Was your father in the Milwaukee mafia? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You like apples? What do you say we go down by the Lake der and make out once, hey? How do you like them apples?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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