ICU in my dreams.
Are you an appendix?
Wanna go study some anatomy?
You raise my dopamine levels.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
Let’s exchange genetic information!
I am an organ donor, need anything?
[Top 50] Medical Pick Up Lines
this is probably why i am still single.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
Come into my office and take off your pants.
Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.
My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
“So babe, back in med school my peeps call me PND.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
Cause I don’t know much about you…but I’d like to take you out
Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
No that’s not an epi-pen in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You must be Buspirone because you’re increasing my blood pressure.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
hey babe, are you an irregular ECG? because you make my heart skip a beat
Hey do you need me to prescribe you an inhaler? Cause you got dat A$$, ma.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
hey babe, are you an inoperable brain tumor? because i can’t get you out of my head
hey babe, are you decreased levels of alveolar O2? because you take my breath away.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy? Baby, you make me vasodilate!
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
hey baby, I call my D!¢K Vancomycin, because its too large to be taken orally (and shouldn’t be used by minors)
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
oh, and “what do the glossopharyngeal nerve and my c0©k have in common? they both stimulate the posterior third of your mom’s tounge”
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
Not a pick up line, but rather a joke- What’s the largest artery in the v@g!n@? The dorsal artery of the peπ!s. Sorry, I’m way too immature for this field.
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