Yo mama so lazy that she arrived late at her own funeral
Yo mama so lazy that she doesn’t have the time to argue.
Yo mama so lazy her to do list is one word long “nothing”
Yo mama so lazy she has sweatpants for every day of the week.
[Top 25] Yo Mama So Lazy Jokes
Yo momma so lazy if she was a kangaroo she would be a pouch potato.
Yo mama so lazy the only two letters of the alphabet she knows is NO.
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo momma so fat and lazy the only pull-ups she does is in the Drive-Thru.
Yo momma so lazy the only thing she gets excited about is cancelled plans.
Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she doesn’t have a dining table, because she always eats in bed.
Yo momma so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can’t get to work on time.
Yo mama so lazy she stole your idenS#xy just so she could spend more time with you.
Yo mamma so lazy she lets serious $h!t slide……down her leg and into her slippers.
Yo mama is so lazy she went without a year of eating just cause the dishes weren’t clean
Yo mama so fat and lazy, she ate all the lunch meat and didn’t bother to pack you a lunch.
Yo mama so lazy she doesn’t like walking all the way to the bathroom and it is only two feet away.
Yo mama so lazy her constant quandry is “should I sit down and do nothing or should I lie down and do nothing”
Yo mama so lazy if your house was on fire she would rather stay there and burn to death than go all the way to a door or window where she can escape.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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